Mike might as well be a candle with how he melts in this heat. Thankfully he makes it to the basement before it's too late. However, it is too late to save his hair from the humidity as he regals the terrible bad hair he just had.

Oi! Hey, mates. Mike sweeps the chinemy on this special british episode of live from my mother's basement. Is this a stretch for the description since this bit is only in the opening? No because this description also mentions that Mike chats about Chicago and his favorite drinks. God save the queen.

Since this episode was on 4 different networks at the same time, should it have 4 different descriptions? No, you'll get one and you'll be happy. And that was it, so I hope it was to your liking.

You want to see Mike live? Too bad, his shows for the week are sold out. Mike regales with his packed house tales and gives us a taste of what he'd do with Putin.

What do you do when company is on the way? Right, broadcast your show. That's what Mike's doing and what you should be doing. Don't have a show to broadcast? Get one.

This is comedy show and everything, but this episode Mike gives an impassioned speeched about something near and dear to his heart: why he should host The View. It's sincere, meaningful, and I know I cried. Give it a listen, you just might cry too.

The art of eating a pretzel is a delicate one. What condiment do I use? Do I crunch or let it linger in my mouth? Do I act like I'm smoking a cigar or a cigarette? Luckily, Mike's here to give us a masterclass in how to consume a pretzel.

You should kiss Mike. No, not just because he a handsome guy anyone woman would be lucky enough to call her own, but because he's the cook and that's the law of the grill. He flips some patties as his tech man Bill Matias arrives to join Mike for a swim.

with Special Guest: Bill Matias

What's the only thing worse than child suicide? Cancer. Don't worry though, Mike's here helping prevent both as he encourages going to the doctor frequency so you stay tumor free and tells about his time working with a child suicide prevention clinic.

Everyone's writing in telling Mike he should be on Comedy Central or HBO, but he's tossed his hat into the ring and so far... zip, nada, zilch. So, on today's episode, Mike gives you a call to action. Write to these places. Tell them the only comedian you ever want to see is Mike Marino. Make them rue the day they didn't give him a special. Mike also talks about his new merch, which is good. Buy it.