Kyle reflects on middle age, death, and Halloween.

In which Kyle works up a few new covers by the songwriting legend and proceeds to play them all in the first 20 minutes of the show. An hour in, he loses his connection suddenly in the middle of “Why Would You Do That” and the archive ends, returning only for those that tune in live.

In the spirit of the ancient Greek psychedelic initiation, some dude brings a basset hound PUPPY to visit the Laconian. Oh yeah, she’s unbelievably cute.

Spoiler: The mastermind behind King Mixer never does show up.

In a shocking turn of events, the stream goes bad. The entire first part of the show is lost. The show goes on.

It’s been an amazing decade. But there’s so much excellent craftsmanship in music and authentic, meaningful songs constantly released, I’m going to get out of the way and go into app development where the money is. Maybe I’ll build the next Snapchat! I’m not that interested, I’m just gonna make something that Google or Facebook will buy out so I can spend the rest of my days snorting coke off of the bodies of prostitutes. The wife is totally into it, she married for money anyway and we have an open relationship. Don’t miss this swan song! All major credit cards accepted for the $18.99 streaming fee.

Kyle performs the classic album by The Police, in its entirety, sans “Murder by Numbers” because this is the CLASSIC VINYL version your host grew up listening to hundreds of times.

Kyle celebrates a decade on the air, discusses equal temperament, and gets a visit from ANONYMOUS.

Kyle celebrates the discovery of Chauvet cave and premieres a public service announcement from Sarah McLaughlin. Also, no Christmas music, a public service.

Commemorating, in the traditional way, Siddhartha’s determination to sit under a tree until he found the root of suffering by doing pretty much the same thing is probably why this high holiday has not enjoyed more popularity in the west.