Live in Five

In this episode, we discuss with John Cook:

- AZ Recap

- Paul Blart AirB&B Cop

- NFL Recap

- Biz & Babcock Situation

- Jake Sanderson gets PAID

- Somebody sign Phil Kessel

- Training Camp Szn

- Favorite Golf Shot to Hit

- Names on the Golf Bag

- John Cook certified "Visor Guy"

- Eddie Van Halen

- "Airstrikes"

- LIV Golf

- Ryder Cup Picks for John Cook's team

- Winning on Foreign Soil

- Payne Stewart & his swagger

- Disco Dennis the Caddy

- Playing & training with Tiger Woods

- and much more!

Gage and Mase take a trip down to the Desert to meet Jordan at the Hooters in West Phoenix for a Live NFL Kickoff Show! The fellas are joined by special guests: Nick Schmaltz, Troy Stecher, and Clarissa from Hooters! During the show the fellas discuss:

- Rub & Tug Deshaun Watson

- Swaggiest Player in the League

- Week 1 of NFL Locks

- Best White Boy Wide Receivers

- Superbowl & MVP Predictions

- Did OJ do it?

- Getting drunk on a plane twice and still be in the air

- Never trust a fart on a bender story

- Which NFL Coach/Coaching Style would you want to play for?

- Favorite NFL Players growing up

- Playing hockey in the Desert

- How does Stech dial in his pregame fit?

- and much more!

- How Gage Ausmus & Jordan Schmaltz met & how the podcast came to be

- The D-Core at North Dakota was "A Beauty Off" when Gage & Jordan were there

- What have we been up to this summer?

- Stories from the Kitchi Cup

- Debate: Bringing your girlfriend on a guy's trip

- Microphone Purchase Dilemma

- Debate: NBA Players calling themselves "Champions of the World"

- Stories from Player's Ball & it's possible return

- Discuss the Captain's Picks for the Ryder Cup

- Butter Golf is dropping some Limited Edition Ryder Cup Merch

- The 48 Hour Shift in the "Vegas of the North"

- What are we all up to now?

- Plans for the future of the show!

- and much more!

Big Announcement!

As life progresses for the Has-Beens, Gage Ausmus talks about the future of the podcast & gives a big announcement. The show will still go on! Gage & Mase will still continue the show, but are bringing a new co-host to the team & giving the podcast a fresh look. Stay tuned for the next couple weeks as we announce who our new co-host is & where the podcast is heading.

Thank you so much to all the listeners for the support over the past 76 episodes, we have had an absolute blast & there have been so many good memories! Don't go anywhere though, Gage & Mase are excited for the future and we will see you all in a few short weeks with our new co-host & the fresh new look of the show.

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey player (Gage Ausmus) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage and Jack Mason discuss the Stanley Cup Finals series so far, LIV Golf merging with the PGA Tour, the Vikings/Kirk Cousins Madden 24 Conspiracy, Messi coming over to the MLS to play for Inter Miami, Gage's Sioux Alumni Ryder Cup Golf Trip in South Carolina, a Big Announcement for the Show & much more!

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey players (Gage Ausmus and Trevor Olson) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage and Jack Mason are joined by Scotty Savage, a former Boston College hockey player from 2013-2017.

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey player (Gage Ausmus) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage and Jack Mason are joined by Cole Smith, who currently plays for hockey the Nashville Predators and formerly played for the University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux.

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey players (Gage Ausmus and Trevor Olson) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage, Trevor, and Jack Mason are joined by Westin Michaud, who currently plays hockey for the Odense Bulldogs of the Metal Ligaen in Denmark & the Savannah Ghost Pirates, the Las Vegas Golden Knights ECHL Affiliate team. Westin played 4 seasons of college hockey for Colorado College from 2015-2019, then transferred to the University of North Dakota and played his final season for the Fighting Sioux for the 2019-2020 season. After his time in college, Westin played a couple years in the AHL & ECHL before crossing the pond to play in Slovakia & Denmark, where he currently plays, all while still working towards his Doctorate in Education at the University of North Dakota.

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey players (Gage Ausmus and Trevor Olson) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage, Trevor, and Jack Mason discuss how the Second Round of the NHL Playoffs are going, the importance of Fighting in Hockey & the effects of CTE, our Nail Gun's and Candy A**es of the Week, discuss the situation where some Mankato hockey players/commits are leaving to go play for Mike Hastings at Wisconsin, rant about our walking & driving pet peeves, & much more!

Has been University of North Dakota National Champion hockey players (Gage Ausmus and Trevor Olson) talking the latest college hockey and helping normal civilians survive life. In this episode, Gage, Trevor, and Jack Mason discuss how the First Round of the NHL Playoffs went, give our Second Round predictions, discuss our Nail Gun's and Candy A**es of the Week, Snake Draft of the Sexiest Female Actresses, discuss how awful the Cooking/Life Hack/Day in the Life videos are, & much more!