Live in Five

Live in Five

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  • Episode 19 - Garrett Wilson: The Sheriff of the Jungle & Baby Moons

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into: 

    - Weekend off the piss

    - NBA players are so vanilla

    - What the f*ck is a baby moon???

    - CFB Natty Ship

    - USA World Junior Gold

    - Dust off the Z-Packs

    - Turd Cutter Gauthier

    - Willy Styles goes full Rod Tidwell

    - NFL Week 18 Recap

    - Jamies Winston is that DUDE

    - Celly/Nailgun of the week

    - Tiger leaves Nike

    - Garrett Wilson intro

    - Leading AHL in PIMS last year

    - Bridgeport Sundays

    - Having the right mindset as a young pro

    - Seasoning of ECHL

    - Heatley stories from SanAnTone

    - Time in Pittsburgh

    - Sid Crosby is the GOAT

    - Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson with 87

    - State of the Jungle

    - Games Changed

    && much more !!


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    2 hr 9 min
  • Episode 18 - "Coach Dar" (Darleen Santore): New Years' Resolutions & Calling in the Lefty Reliever

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into: 

    - Amateur Night Recap

    - Swish gets the call out of the bullpen

    - College Football Semis chop

    - Michael Penix Jr's style is unmatched

    - Who gives a sh*t about the RoofClaim.com bowl??

    - Winter Classic

    - Ryan Hartman #MNWild situation

    - World Juniors. Canada pack your shit.

    - NFL Week 17 recap

    - Celly of the week

    - Nailgun of the week

    - Coach Dar intro

    - Growing up in Connecticut in an Italian fam

    - Getting into Pro Sports

    - How do you reframe your mindset?

    - Building your tribe (your locker room in life)

    - Having Emotional Agility

    - Flow State

    - Word of 2024

    - New Years' Resolutions

    - Dealing with Adversity

    - Relying on Faith and how it can guide you

    - Life Hacks for free 99

    - The Art of Bouncing Back book

    && much more!!


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    2 hr 7 min
  • Episode 17 - Drew Shore: Highest Paid Tourist & Southwest Birds to Vegas

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into:

    - Weekend Recap

    - Gilbert Habachi Arenas was so filth

    - Irish Coffees are the greatest drink ever assembled

    - Basketball players are so soft

    - NFL Week 16

    - NHL Chop

    - Zegras in the doghouse

    - World Junior

    - Nailgun of the week

    - NYE is such amateur night

    - Drew Shore intro

    - The Rich Paul of Hockey

    - Playing Days

    - Highest Paid Tourist in Switzerland

    - Snapping it in China

    - Russia Stories

    - The Russian Gas

    - The Association

    - Hockey Players need to start drippin more

    - Swish's NBA player comparable

    - Golf Talk

    && much more!!


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    2 hr 6 min
  • Episode 16 - Justin Selman: Epsom Salt Baths with Ice Cream and Christmas Day in The Association

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 

    This week the fellas get into:

    - Auzzo gets engaged

    - Irish Coffees

    - Puking at the Holiday Inn on Christmas Eve

    - NHL TALK

    - Kyrou Situation

    - DJ Smith got gassed

    - Parlay Pinto

    - NFL Week 16 recap

    - Celly of the week

    - Nailgun of the week

    - CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE ASSOCIATION

    - Justin Selman Intro

    - TopLine Hockey

    - Chicago Wolves AHL times with Swish

    - Working with the new age hockey player

    - Can't score from the weight room

    - How good these kids are these days

    - A pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream before bed was a part of our training regiment in the AHL

    - These young kids don't chew or booze

    - TopLine Plug

    && much more!!


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    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode 15 - John Buccigross: ESPN One Liners & Showering with the Boys

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into:

    - Forks Flu

    - Beer League in Sask is different

    - Swish's TV debut

    - NHL Talk

    - Dylan Larkin situation

    - David Perron went full Hanson Brother

    - Is Torts the right man for a rebuild?

    - Is the NFL boring?

    - Nailgun of the week

    - NBA in season tourney

    - Ever spend a Toyota Camry at Wet Republic?

    - Bucci Intro

    - Life on the road as a play-by-play guy in NHL

    - Start at ESPN

    - SC Top 10 One Liners

    - NHL 2 Nite

    - Barry Melrose

    - Cawlidge Hawkey

    - Frozen Frenzy

    - NHL expansion

    - The shootout is boring

    - 3 on 2 PP's in OT

    - Different venues for the outdoor games

    - Chelly having beers on the bench at Wrigley

    - Will Ovi break Wayne's record??

    - Don't be afraid to go on TV drunk

    - Life advice from Bucci

    - Irish Coffees

    && much more!!


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    2 hr 15 min
  • Episode 14 - Pat Maroon: Colt 45's & Three Peat Patty

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into:

    - Time Magazine mover of the year

    - Afroman confirmed still gets high

    - Thanksgiving at a Bakersfield strip club feat. Big Country

    - Torts comments: Last time we checked hitting is still legal in hockey

    - Griddy celly

    - Cale Makar best player in the National

    - NFL Week 13 Talk

    - Nailgun of the week

    - Patty Maroon on life in Minnesota

    - Good teams have beers together

    - Roller hockey legend

    - Playing junior hockey in Texarkana

    - John Cooper is just a winner

    - Almost quitting hockey

    - Playing with McJesus

    - Fighting Chara

    - Did Patty piss his pants during the boat parade?

    - 3 mugs in a row

    - Cam Jansen stories

    - Wild talk && much more!


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    2 hr 15 min
  • Episode 13 - Brian Peters: Putting the War Paint On & Cracking Dudes on the Gridiron

    A new episode with Jordan Schmaltz and Gage Ausmus. 


    This week the fellas get into:

    - The fellas are free agents

    - The Turkey Day special

    - Nodak jerseys

    - Trouba Tomahawk

    - Swish breaking the Patty Kane signing

    - Corey Perry news

    - NailGun of the week

    - Breath holds for 4 minutes

    - Brian Cushing is a confirmed psycho

    - Growin' up cracking dudes playing 7 on 7

    - School record for tackles at Northwestern

    - Getting cut by IFL and USFL teams

    - Sasky Rough Riders stint (CFL)

    - Getting jumped & training with a broken jaw

    - 3 game try out? Or $500k guarantee...

    - Leading the NFL in special teams tackles

    - Being a captain on the Texans

    - Baddest dude Pete played against

    - Who hangs out inside a NFL locker room

    - Ladies night at Earl's with the Grey Cup

    - NFL buy week benders: Giants boat party

    && much more!


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    2 hr 20 min

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