Live On Tape Delay

Chris, Rob and John have their heads in the clouds this week:

Clouds of dead skin and poop surrounding us

Clouds of pot smoke from Snoop’s new website

Clouds of bullshit from hedge fund managers turned pharmaceutical CEOs

Clouds of noxious gases from cars that have cheated emissions tests

And above those clouds:

Global satellite Internet (well, technically not yet)

Astronauts getting an early peek at a movie they shouldn’t watch

Meanwhile, down on Earth:

Ciara is making Russell Wilson suck

TCU athletes are brawling for cheap beer

LSU fans are worried they will drink Syracuse, NY dry

Fitness trackers – quantifying your laziness

All these and more!

Enjoy!!

Be prepared as the normal order of operations gets flipped on its end this week!

Join Chris, Rob, John and (eventually) Ben as they ponder the great mysteries of the universe such as:

-          Why is vaping so stigmatized as a douchy activity? 

-          Why does Heaven’s Gate still maintain an online presence? 

-          Are video game systems really more expensive today than when we were kids? 

-          Where can I find my soul mate, based on our mutual love of smoked meats?

-          When are the actual release dates of the new albums by Stratovarious, Leaves’ Eyes and Slayer?

The answers may shock you!

10 out of 0 doctors surveyed, certify that this episode will not cause brain trauma.

As always….

Enjoy!!

Since NFL opening Sunday is this week, I mean yesterday, you would think there would be a lot of football talk, but since you expected it, that’s not what happened.  That’s just how we roll. 

Instead, join Chris, Rob and John while they discuss the new HBO Docu(mocku?)mentary “Ferrell Takes the Field”, the new NBA playoff structure, and the mother of all sports, gambling.

Also on the docket is former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman’s upcoming biography, current Slayer frontman Tom Araya’s solo project, and the future of cassette tape manufacturers (spoiler, there is only one left!!)

Finally, plan your vacation around 17 breweries you need to visit in your lifetime.  If travel isn’t your thing, Prime subscribers can now “Amazon and Chill” with exclusive programming.

All this and more!

Enjoy!!

From Western New York to Houston Texas, rough to super smooth, join us as we grasp at anything sports related this week, which isn't a huge deal because THERE'S NEW IRON MAIDEN!!!

New Maiden, old Maiden, Maiden in the top 10 and Maiden in the grocery store.

If Iron Maiden is not your thing, don't be swayed, you can always get turnt up and listen with your bae while you are doing laundry or getting an OTPHJ.  

So unless you're ratchet, there's something in here for you!!

Enjoy!!!

New York, Louisiana and Texas….Oh My!

Remember that time when it would have cost more than $140K to have LeBron James hawk your product, people cared that Michael Vick was dog fighting, IK Enemkpali punched a dude under a sheet in the face, and Marshawn Lynch bought a vow of silence.  Oh wait, that’s now, or again, or whatever.

Also, Westboro Baptist Church hates something (can you believe it?) but Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters do something about it, Biggie goes medieval, Rob tells us how to keep in touch with the current metal scene, and the new Ghost video makes Chris almost as uncomfortable as John was in his recent Louisiana brewery experience.

Lastly, whatever you do, do NOT say Ashley Madison 3 times, or she will show up and suck up all your bandwidth.

Sorry we got a little serious in this one, but regardless we hope you….

Enjoy!!

Listen intently as Chris, Rob, John and Ben get owned by a three way Skype video call, the media drags fights at joint NFL practices into the public eye and the Houston Astro’s mascot Orbit shows that he’s got game.

Also, Iron Maiden and Act of Defiance (former members of Megadeth), have new albums coming out, Starbucks is now serving wine and beer, and you can now drink your Wheaties…..and catch a buzz!

Finally, after a bit of “Wilson Story Time”, find out how and why an extra percent of alcohol in a drink has such a major impact.

All this and more!

Enjoy!!

PS – Sorry Jared Fogel, we called this.

Chris, Rob and Ben talk sports, sports and more sports!  Everything from broken jaws in New York, butts in Michigan, to RED in Tampa Bay.

Watch them venture off into a little music theory, only to find out, none of them know any music theory......

And finally, update your Netflix queue with 9 shows you should be watching.

Enjoy!!

Episode 18 Rundown:

Last Mayhem Festival in Houston?  Most Likely.

The Cryptic Yeast takes a new direction? Yes.

Cyber Dust is the new Twitter?  Probably not.

Netflix’s Wet Hot American Summer is fantastic?  Absolutely.

Rob and Chris actually read books?  Kind of.

The chicken is in the lemonade?  Not yet.

Rob is foaming at the mouth for football season?  Definitely.

We talked live so you could like it later?  You know it!

Enjoy!!

The rabbit hole goes oh so deep this week….

As we fall, we check a few more bands off Rob’s musical bucket list, we hurl past Lil Jon’s new EDM project while eating a breakfast bar of Sugar Skull Cereal and finally land at the bottom (smashing our old cell phones, as any NFL player should do) only to find a bathroom guy waiting for a tip because he skipped college to pursue an MLB career directly out of high school.

The looking glass awaits you.

Enjoy!! 

We are once again ALL OVER the place this week.

Boxers vs. boxer briefs, Sharknados, Foo Fighers: Sonic Highways, old school Hip Hop, PDX IPA, and the fast food minimum wage hike are just a few of the topics we cover.

For the complete list, please press play now.

Enjoy!!