Sookie and Bill fly in to Dallas. A creepy priest tries to kidnap her, but they take that as part of the DFW experience. Soon Sookie is busy reading minds for the Dallas vampires and preparing for an ill-considered stealth mission to the local anti-vampire clubhouse.

We are Alice Sullivan (@alicemsullivan), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).

Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.