Tom n Chris celebrate their 100th episode by flinging more vexations into oblivion 

Tom 'n Chris are back to hurl their hates into the void 

Back to fling their irks with existence into the abyss, it's them Tom 'n Chris fellers. 

Tom and Chris argue for their annoyances with life to disappear forever into Living Room 101

Tom 'n Chris are neutralising their narks 

Tom 'n Chris; arguing for their vexations to be hoyed into the void. 

Tom n Chris strive to rid the world of their binds with existence 

Back to banish bothersome beefs, it's them Tom 'n Chris lads.

Them Tom 'n Chris fellers are back to wrestle their life quibbles into Living Room 101

Tom 'n Chris are back to rid the world of annoying stuff