Living with a Botox Junkie

This begins the humorous tale of a love story and the addictive world of cosmetic medicine.

You’ve got to be tough when it comes to getting work done. There will be some ugly time in the name of beauty.

Do you know how much women spend on the bottle of face creams lined up three deep on your bathroom counter? You could sell them on the black market if you are staples for cash.

So, my girlfriend continues to “educate” me about the crazy stuff people inject into there bodies. It’s not heroin, but it’s just as addictive.

If men could read weather patterns and forecast the times of serious weather conditions, how much easier there lives might be?

We begin the humorous tale of the slippery slope in the cosmetic world. How easy it is to be ensnared by the possibilities of forever beauty. To what lengths will we go?

Our narrator introduces us to the perils of the cosmetic world as his new girlfriend take him on a journey of lasers for veins and ear hairs. Hey, no pain no gain.