Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Apparently, some people think it's a good idea to have a staring contest with roided out giraffes. If you find yourself in a similar situation. Run.

Now that the giraffes are out of the pen, the group changes tactics to surviving. Some may find it easier to hide. Some may find it easier to attack. Others may find it easier to come up with completely idiotic plans that would never work in a million years, unless it was an episode of Looney Tunes.

Will they survive the giraffes? Will Aiden find a suitable replacement heart? What does meth do? Would a bucket of ice work on concrete in Texas have the same effect as a banana peel? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer