Liza Blue Humorist

Daylight savings time, the PATRIOT Act, Starbuck’s Tall drinks, Sit Back Relax and Enjoy the Flight and Imitation Crabmeat.

There are so many to choose from, which are the best?

A knitter’s advice to Stephen Hawking on how to simplify astrophysics.

Here are five simple strategies to make sure your mandatory family obligations don’t turn into mother-fucking ordeals.

The upside down logo on my computer confused me when I tried to open it.  Then I realized that my inconvenience was merely part of Lenovo’s word of mouth marketing campaign.

I wanted to honor Darwin and decided that I would try to share his interest in earthworms by setting up a worm farm.  SPOILER ALERT!  It failed.

My goal here is not to attempt a feminist screed, so I have focused this list on gender-specific standards that have largely gone unnoticed.

There are some ideas that are so simple that we can’t believe that we didn’t think of them.  Here is my list of top five.

Who knew that when working from home involved sacrificing valuable commuting time?

English is enriched by its many idioms and Americans seem to be particularly partial to incorporating the word “shit” into their idioms.  These are the five best shit idioms.