Liza Blue Humorist

A plea to major league baseball to make the sport interesting again.

What can you deduce from the backs of people’s head sitting in front of you.  What about this bald man?

Dos Equis is retiring their current “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesperson.  Now is the time to replace him with a truly interesting man.  I nominate the inventor of the vacuum cleaner.

The anticipated joy of my unencumbered 60s was disrupted by a steady stream of promotions for a prepaid cremation!

The agonies of being the captain of our grade school softball team – I had to stigmatize one of my classmates as the “Last One Picked.”

I want to buy a life time supply of the perfect bra, but how many.  Thanks to the Coobie Bra company for prompting me to consider my mortality.

As I sat in church, I focused on what I was thankful for instead of beating myself up with the prayer of confession. Here is what I came up with: Sphincters

I was shocked to find that the television show “The Voice” allows you to vote more than once.  This is not who we are.  Our counry is founded on the principle of “one person one vote.”

The title says it all.  Can’t eat these foods any longer.

Thanks to Dick Wolf for elevating the world “heinous” from obscurity to a conversational word.