Look in the mirror and ask yourself, what would you do with five pianos and a gnawing sense that you might need a self-imposed house arrest? Lizzy consults comedian / jewelry genius Corie Johnson, a formerly confined engineer we’ll refer to as “Zach” and then seeks wisdom from her unendingly brilliant guests. Strap on your ankle monitor and head out to the polls aka Lizzy’s IG stories to vote! 

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Lizzy stumbled out of bed and stepped on a plastic hanger. And now, of course, the question is 45 or 4.5?? She consults an expert of orderly living, her dear friend and ceramicist Jeremy Anderson, and her poetry instructor, Martha Silano, who lends an oar of wisdom. Finally her guests masterfully sift through the mismatched socks of her soul. Please listen, then go to her IG stories and vote. 

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It’ll take more than a flame-throwing TaskRabbit to solve Lizzy’s brand new quandary. That’s why she consults former wrestling writer Renee Gauthier and accidentally wakes up a bunch of personal trainers. Finally, she seeks counsel from her brilliant guests who hold up a craftsman-style mirror. But which acronym will you choose?? Listen then head to her to IG stories, and choose your champion wisely!

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Lizzy's map is all turned around and she needs you to drive the town car. In one direction, there's a set of directions--in the other, a TaskRabbit-induced flame. She desperately seeks counsel from experts like fire performer Aaron Bonk and comedian/former tour guide Justine Marino. Finally, her brilliant guests spar over matzo, strawberries, and safety. Will it all combust?? Only you can decide. Take your triplets straight her IG stories and set your ballots aflame!

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Lizzy's stuck in a brightly lit maze full of Scandanavian particle board. In one direction, there's an artichoke omelette; in the other, there could be a lonely investment banker. She consults her producer Rebecca who's been down this fluorescent white path before. Then Matchmaker May makes a stunning return. In the end, it's all laid out before you when Lizzy turns to her spectacular guests--The Puterbaugh Sisters!! The dressers of time are tipping, so godspeed. Listen and vote!

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Yet another conundrum has shown its face in the cauldron of this experiment. Lizzy seeks counsel from a cycling expert, two matchmakers, and her brilliant guests who load her with breathtaking insights. But as you know, the choice is in your wretched little hands—so go to her IG stories and cast your spell / vote!

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Lizzy has her nearest and dearest on to pore over two new choices. Should she drive the food truck of life into the future, or disassemble the past? With help from a matchmaker and an IKEA assembly savant, the choice is as clear as an pictogram of floating dowels. Still you need to decide! So go to her IG stories immediately and vote. 

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Lizzy's at a fork in the road and she's fresh out of Mace! Does she join forces with a livestreaming realtor or bring an opponent to their knees? She consults a Jiu Jitsu expert and the Twitch-loving realtor himself. Then she hashes out the conundrum with two of the most talented people on Earth. Beth Stelling! Mo Welch! Ass-biting, tire changes, and softball bats abound. Now go to Lizzy's IG stories and vote! 

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Lizzy spills on the fallout from last week’s results and seeks a road to redemption. Mid-crisis, she chats with absolute geniuses Todd Glass and Bridger Winegar who raise some questions— ones that only a couple of reptile experts and a quantum healer could answer. Now the choice is in your hands, so race on over to her IG stories and vote!

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You’ve steered Lizzy into uncharted waters and the stakes have never been higher. She struggles to take inventory of her current situation, and consults only the finest experts—Regina the decluttering specialist and former liquor store employee Robbie Mortillaro.  Then she has a revelatory heart-to-heart-to-heart with two of her wisest, most brilliant friends.

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