It’s been nine months and Lloydie and Dan have now given birth to a little baby podcast. It was a home birth – they sat eating cheesecake in Lloydie’s livingroom with Producer Alex and squeezed out this little gem for your delicate ears.

Features: S&M with earl grey, Connie Huq wrestling, Lily Allen’s appendage and newsreader up the duff.

The Beckhams take on America, Mel B’s had a baby (it’s not Eddie’s) and whilst the Beeb can’t do it, the boys do an exclusive phone-in quiz. Live. Not fixed.

Again with the toilet humour. A real toilet ettiquete dilemma this week though! Plus, Wills and Kate are together again and The Smoking Ban is finally here!

The boys take news reading tips from Mika Briznizki from MSNBC, Dan writes the headlines and Tony Bliar, Jordan, Marylin Manson and Scottish Fashion come under fire.

Finally, we’ve been lowered to fart jokes. But not before Fergie, TomKat and DaviToria have been dissed, also car maintainance and we’re on Bangalor Prison watch. Fascinating.

The boys discuss Bjork, Wigs, Big Brother 8, there’s an exclusive report from outside Paris Hilton’s jail cell and more. Maybe strong language. Oooh!

This week, Eugene from Big Brother 6 commentates on the new series of BB, Dan achieves the highest possible score in Google Buckaroo. Plus, Jordan digs a big whole for herself, Lloydie’s ranting about gross people and LOADS more!

This week, the boys tackle Google Buckaroo, Australian accents, The Cutty Sark and more!

When geese attack, Leather or Loincloth?, Paris Hilton’s card faux pas and Paper, Scissors Stone makes a comeback.

Peter Andre’s big drip, Kate Moss’ clothing range and Jack Tweed’s small willy.