Locke and Khee

Welcome to Necromunda: where the air is toxic, the food is questionable, and the bullets are always free (as long as you’re not picky about direction).

Khee guides you through the lawless hive cities of Warhammer 40K’s grimiest setting—introducing the Great Houses, their brutal politics, and why living past your twenties downhive basically makes you royalty.

It’s rust, fire, loyalty, and just a little goblin editorializing.

Written by Chronicler Locke. Narrated by Khee, his Authorized Informant (self-appointed, naturally).

Ancient. Enchanted. Occasionally stabby.

In this episode, Khee tiptoes (and tangles) her way through the haunting beauty of the Sylvaneth, Warhammer’s forest-dwelling spirits of vengeance and growth. From their connection to Alarielle to the soul-deep Song that binds them, it’s all thorns, bark, and bittersweet wrath.

Just don’t call them tree-huggers. They are the trees.

Written by Chronicler Locke. Narrated by Khee, his Arboreal Insider (and proud plant sympathizer).

Step aside, meatbags—this one’s for the bots.

Khee waddles her way through the dusty databanks of Fallout’s Protectrons: the slow-walking, catchphrase-spouting, occasionally-on-fire robots that keep the Wasteland mostly safe. From their clunky design to their questionable targeting systems, it’s a deep (and deeply confused) dive into pre-war robotics and post-apocalyptic charm.

Written by Chronicler Locke. Narrated by Khee, his Autonomous Interpreter (with questionable programming).

Flamers? Check. Faith? Double check. Fashionable power armor? Absolutely.

In this episode, Khee recounts the burning passion and brutal discipline of the Adepta Sororitas—the Emperor’s chosen warrior nuns. From their origins in the Schola Progenium to the divine wrath they bring to the battlefield, these sisters don’t just preach devotion... they incinerate it.

Also, it turns out they don’t make power armor for goblins. Tragic, really.

Written by Chronicler Locke. Narrated by Khee, his Abominable Inquisitor (unofficial title).

In this chaotic debut episode, Khee dives into the twisted tunnels of the Gloomspite Gitz—Warhammer’s most unhinged faction of mushroom-fueled grots, bouncing squigs, and moon-mad mayhem.

Who are the Moonclan Grots? Why is the Bad Moon so important? And can you really trust something that giggles while it stabs you? (Spoiler: No.)

Written by Chronicler Locke. Narrated by Khee, his Audible Instigator—or so she claims.