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In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.


Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.

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In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small  ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.

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In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying. You’re always replacing them or charging them. It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings. But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from. It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?

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In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself.

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In this silly story, Eddie tries to mess with his younger brother Ollie, who has just discovered that his baby teeth are are going to start falling out. It all seems harmless at first, until something very strange happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Eddie. Now he’s taking all the blame and no one believes a word he says. If only he had the Tooth Fairy’s phone number.

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In this silly story, Kinsley loves celebrating how everyone is different. She even wears a shirt that says, “Stay Weird.” But when her new friend starts getting grossed out by things that aren’t even remotely gross, Kinsley begins to wonder, is her new friend the bad kind of weird?

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In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again. But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected. Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold.

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In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with. One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato.

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In this silly story, Josey is one tough kid… except when it comes to bugs. Anytime one appears, she calls her brother, Darius, to deal with it. But when Josey accidentally rescues a spider from inside her sweater, it starts treating her like a hero — and the very last thing Josey wants is any kind of bug love.

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In this silly story, Walter wakes up to discover a mysterious voice announcing every single thing he does. It’s like he’s living inside a TV show! As Walter and his sister Aubrey search for a way to escape the non-stop narration, they quickly realize that hiding from the voice may not be as easy as they hoped.

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