Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet are visited by their long-time agent, Charlene Therin! Join them as Charlene details her many years in the business of show, and spills the tea on her most high profile client!

Starring Steph Malek

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet discuss pregnancy, chocolate, and then really dig into the luxury of a nice warm face cloth. 

Wealth specialist Randal Walsh stops by the studio to talk strategy with Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet. Such topics include egg, handling the help, and how losing your genitals can lead to financial gain.

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet discuss childcare options, lava lamps, Lana Del Rey, and never fucking someone with a Tri-Force tattoo.

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet continue to press play on the Lola and Lani Landline as their friends and past guests flood the phonelines to wish them a happy holiday! 

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet return home to find the Lola and Lani Landline abuzz with holiday cheer! 

Lady Kunterpunt gets in on the Lola & Lani Christmas In December spirit and shares some of her game changing products with Cityville's most joyous queens. 

Christmas In December begins as Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet are joined by the delightful comedian and nice-boy about town, Aaron Read. They discuss his newfound popularity with twinks, Christmas joy, and the man in the castle who has Aaron's finger bones. 

Merlola Bordeaux has a wet proposition for Alanis Percocet. 

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet are finally ready to host their Halloween Spooktacular blowout house party! But when nobody shows up, the boys from Podcast Very Important ring their tight little bell to save Halloween and teach us all a valuable lesson about how to properly digest window dressings.