So it's come to this. 

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet address their actions during this past weekend at Club Kai Kai and offer a sincere apology for their behavior. 

They also discuss Patricia Heaton, Iggy Azalia, tampered setting powder and crotch focus. 

We hope you can forgive them.

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet take a deep dive with local philanropist (no, not Phil Anthropist) Jenna Rossity about her charitable work, her teacup pigs and finding balace while wearing heels.

The floor? Lava. Jupiter? Swollen, hunny. Cabbage? Patch Kid, girl.

Merlola spills the tea on Donna Time, and Alanis bleeds out of her nose.

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet have a frank and pep filled conversation with none other than Cityville coffee queen Nelly Cortado. Trigger warning if your name is Java Lynne. 

Today's episode features the hillarious Nadine Bhabha, who you can catch on CBC's About Sex and on Letterkenny.

Created and performed by Zack Lovetime and Curtis te Brinke

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet discuss washing behind your ears, the 

destruction of Ms Deb Brie, and a cursed typewriter. 

Created and performed by Zack Lovetime and Curtis te Brinke

Album art by @jennaration.q 

Intro by Todor O

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet are joined by Cityville's own Pia Onamata to discuss her work as a performance artist, her aversion to vegitables, the legacy of Steven King's "Carrie", John Mayer, and her memories of being classmates in art school with Alanis. 

Featuing Megan Apa as Pia Onamata

Created and Performed by Zack Lovetime and Curtis te Brinke

Edited and Composed by Todor O 

Cover art by @jennaration.q

Marsha Munchausen joins Merlola and Alanis to tell them all about adoption, her celebrity friendships, and The Munchausen Music Many as they gear up to headline the Cityville Potato Festival. 

Lola and Lani plumb the depths of Lola's ego filled alter ego, their artistic practices, and the pirate's life. 

Merlola and Alanis are joined by Ms Chris, The Christmas Mistress, to hear all about her exciting summer Christmas spectacular. Merlola makes an important audition and a stunning Christmas truth is revealed. 

Performed and created by Zack Lovetime and Curtis te Brinke

Scored and edited by Todor O

Cover art by @jennaration.q

Merlola Bordeaux and Alanis Percocet discuss such important topics as Lola's Signourey Weave, robot bugs, eastern Eueapean, equine equality and cow caretaking. 

Performed and created by Zack Lovetime and Curtis te Brinke

Composed and edited by Todor O

Artwork by @jennaration.q