Lonely Side Chats

This one is a lil short.  I'll give someone $100 if you can timestamp the exact moment I knew I was ending this early because I had to shit. 

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We're kicking off the New Year by reviewing the old one... Yeah it's late, so is your mom.

So I guess this has all been some Andy Kaufman anti-podcast.

The next one is in the can and better...but still listen to this.

I wanted the Mase version.

In the voice of the dude from The Mummy.

I promise you it is. We recorded this last week and I'm uploading today. I have no idea what we talked about and I refuse to listen to myself.

We've been here since before time began. That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. We also talk a lot about DJ Kool.

You have no friends, dum dum dum dum 

You're out here trying to be a scientist, that childish. I'm out here being a wizard of alchemy.