The only reason we have friends is because we don’t have enough imagination.

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Speak for yourself.

They shower with a couple of raindrops, I spotted their naked asses, hanging their underwear next to same-sized chestnuts. My sweet dream in an afternoon nap.

One of us really really really really really really really really really really really want to be in an Oxford interview, for the sole purpose of jumping out of the window to answer the first question.

Of what?

We make an attempt at a once heated Oxbridge interview question (Rumour, 2010), then finding ourselves questioning it.

Neither of us went to Oxbridge, listen with caution.

It's embarrassing enough that the two 20s know less about sex than teenagers, despite the fact that they've been through puberty. And now, we discuss in detail how little we allow ourselves to know.

The Woman in the Window

Cruella

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We adapted the technique of cold-calling to call two strangers from the yellow pages, followed by a discussion of how communication is a way of scam.