Photo: BOB LEVEY/GETTYEpisode 507 is Lizzo, Michael Vick, vegantarians, and as always . . . race.

Episode 506 was tough to get through. The titling process proved equally difficult. E.g., "I Don't Want You" (too negative and finger pointy), "I'm not a good man; I'm the best man" (ughhh self righteous), "You can trust me" (is what someone says before murdering you). Just listen before I delete it.

You love lists and Look to the Cookie doesn't do enough of them. So here are the rankings and reasons for the top Thanksgiving Day foods as determined by the entire LTC staff and his friend Kim. But first listen to the podcast to hear them battle over the rankings. The scores--out of a possible 20--include a determination of deliciousness, popularity, and Thanksgiving relevance. NSishFW.  43. Fruit Salad 6.5/20 42. Brussels Sprouts 7/20 41. Salad 7/20 40. Broccoli 8.5/20 39. Quail 9/2038. Pound Cake 9/2037. Corn 9/2036. Green Beans 9.5/2035. Rice 9.5/2034. Ribs 10/2033. Macaroni Salad 10/2032. Pecan Pie 10/2031. Deer Meat  10/20 30. Potato Salad 10.5/20 29. Baked Ziti 11/20 28. Tofu 11/20 27. Apple Pie 11/20 26. Cornbread 11/20 25. Tamales 12/20 24. Banana Pudding 12/20 23. Collards-Greens 12/20 22. Cornish Hen 12.5/20 21. Green Beans & Potatoes 12.5/2020. Chitterlings 12.5/20 19. Potato Stuff 12.5/20 18. Zucchini/Squash/Root Veggies 13/20 17. Chocolate Cake 13/20 16. Chicken 13.5/20 15. Rolls 13.5/20 14. Sweet Potato Yams 13.5/20 13. Big Ol' Fish 14/20 12. Pumpkin Pie 14/20 11. Real Cranberry Sauce 14/20 10. Cobbler 14/20 9. Green Bean Casserole 14/20 8. Dressing/Stuffing 14/20 7. Sweet Potato Souffle 15/20 6. Ham 15/20 5. Mashed Potatoes 15.5/20 4. Cranberry Sauce 16/20 3. Macaroni and Cheese 18/20 2. Turkey 18/20 1. Sweet Potato Pie 18.5/20

In Episode 503, Germar delivers a fiyah personal pod. Here, he talks about early meetings with parents and grandparents of all of his white exes. It's awkward, entertaining, and informative. Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

In Episode 502, Germar tells a tale. NSFWish. Follow him everywhere @GermarDerron.

In Episode 500, Germar is finally BACK with a REAL show. Here, he discusses the veritable verbose cream-colored thorn in his side. Today's episode is sponsored by www.getGrammarly.com/looktothecookie. Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

Listen to a highlight from one of many unpublished pods.

boo boo. doo doo. poo. Plus, Germar gets lost while drivin' and poddin'! Follow him everywhere @GermarDerron.

Episode 465 is the only podcast about Joker that you should actually listen to. But in short, whatever you think about this mediocre movie is all about you. And the audio issues end at about 1:30 (apologies). Follow Germar everywhere @GermarDerron.

In Episode 460, Germar returns to blow. your. minds. No spoilers here, just click play. Follow Germar everywhere, PLEASE, @GermarDerron.