Looking Expensive

Looking Expensive

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Looking Expensive episodes

  • You Can't Screenshot Silence

    Buckle up- I haven't taken Adderall™ in a week and I am UNHINGED. This week we dive into why I am pro-ghosting, the Leftovers Theory and I talk about my new boyfriend for the first time.  Your only limitation is YOU and your shitty Republican boyfriend. People who ghost you don't give a fuck about you.. and that's okay!!! You are allowed to ignore people. People are allowed to ignore you. No one is the center of the universe. What are you going to do? Sue them? No! Move the fuck on and do not be the freak who sends a followuppe text asking, "Why did you ghost me?"... zont zo dat. love you shisters, it's Christian Girl Autumn. 

    18 min
  • Blackouts and Empathy

    Surprise bitch! It's your favorite ghost girl. An open letter to all my friends that I've blacked out at dinner with before... and to everyone who doesn't know what empathy is- I tried to walk a mile in your shoes, but they were ugly and cheap! Take a shot every time you hear me giggle about the guy I like. 

    15 min
  • Shit Meant For Therapy- Part One

    Hi guys! Sorry I ghosted you harder than the person you went on 3 dates with pre-quarantine... I forgot I'm not the only one with abandonment issues. I think I kind of tip toe around the actual topic of this episode so in short: I had a miscarriage my senior year of college. The whole process was super difficult but I know I am not alone in this and so many people have had similar experiences. Remember that everyone is struggling with things that we cannot see so be kind to everyone :) LYLAS have a great week babes <333  

    19 min
  • Drunk Words, Hungover Thoughts
    Hi guys! Enjoy listening to me struggle through a hangover while waiting for my Adderall to kick in. I'm honestly still unwell trying to type this description and I need to pack for New York. Send prayers. LYLAS!!!!
    19 min
  • We Broke Up :(
    Hi bitches! Sam is riding solo from here on out (we will miss sister @allybills but she WILL be back). I'm sharing the story of how Looking Expensive came to be and giving you guys some of my beauty secrets. Lylas ♥
    21 min
  • Harry Styles Naked
    Two bitches and a lot of booze. Come drink with Ally and Sam, but only if you’re a legal age and not drinking Andre. Also check out the Sephora Gift Card Giveaway! All details on Instagram: @lookingexpensivepodcast
    23 min
  • We Need To Talk

    Manipulate me once shame on me, manipulate me twice shame on you, manipulate me three times... honey I was just using you. 

    29 min

About Looking Expensive

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Welcome to my mind! This podcast is mostly me just talking alone in my room about whatever is on my mind lately but sometimes my best friends and I get drunk and talk.