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Dreamscape Presidential candidate Pope Innocent IV comes on to discuss his true Satan-worshipping self. We also meet his opponent, Mister Softee's jingle composer Les Waas to discuss the business of writing infectious jingles, as well as Mr. Waas's running mate, notorious con artist Lord Gordon Gordon. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Les Waas, Bigley McGee as Pope Innocent IV, and Keith Rumsey as Lord Gordon Gordon.

Special Guest Star Bobby Tisdale comes on the show to discuss his work on Bob's Burgers and his role in the comedy scene. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Benedict Longstocking as Syndrome Johnny, and Bobby Tisdale as himself

Special guest star John Viener, known for voicing various characters on shows like Family Guy, Duncanville, American Dad, and on Phineas and Ferb as Norm comes on the podcast to see Set Kamehameha, a recently seldom seen character return, as well as a mob boss who may be the real version of an impostor we look up to. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Judd Buffett as Set Kamehameha, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Tony Fauci, Pike Clark as Mr. Spritecan, and John Viener as himself

Harvard Stanford "Ford" Weinstein, a gorilla who is the mascot and secret inventor of Gorilla Glue, discusses the less than flattering origin of his famous product. Starring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, and Devlin Dante DiMartino as Ford Weinstein.

Anonymous person Jane Doe, real name actually Jane Doe, discusses nothing as she is anonymous. We also mean a humanoid sprite can named Mr. Sprite Can. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Pike Clark as Mr. Spite Can, and Carlson Old as Jane Doe

Special guest star Chip Pope becomes the first person who has been on Comedy Bang Bang, the podcast this was inspired on, to be on Aristotle Asparagus. We also meet the new Amazon CEO who might be D.B. Cooper. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Kelly Epstein, and Chip Pope as himself

Special guest star Andrés du Bouchet, who works for Conan and may be recognized as the voice of Mars Sazerac on Fox's Bob's Burgers joins Aristotle and Ben Franklin as well as magician Jupiter Sidecar in the Dreamscape to discuss his work. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, and Benedict Longstocking as Jupiter Sidecar

In an inauguration day special, we meet QAnon founder Quinton Quaid and Martin Uldspeiss, the guy who shoves Monster Energy brand anal caffeine suppositories up Joe Biden's ass to keep him awake. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta/Horbath, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Quinton Quaid, and Henry Mikes as Martin Uldspeiss

We meet Jed Thompson (pronounced Thawmp-son), a professional C Span prank caller and disgraced C Span Anchor Steve Scully, who now has a Woman's voice. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta/Horbath, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Jed Thompson, and Robin Houses as Steve Scully

Alabama. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, and Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta