On this episode, Michelle is dragged out of retirement, makes a great tweet, and then says exactly what Aurora said, but dumber.

On this episode, Michelle and Aurora take four naps, hate books, and cancel the podcast. 

On this episode, Michelle and Aurora have a brief gam about who rides on what boat, expand once again on the difference between whaling and merchant ships, and get a visit from Irving.

On this episode, Michelle and Aurora discuss Australia, ominous birds, and a third thing.

On this episode, Aurora and Michelle discuss being mocked for your failure, phantom fish, and wet wool.

On this episode, Aurora and Michelle discuss uncomfortable racist tropes, the difference between schemes and plans, and decide once and for all which Lonely Island guy would be the best Captain Ahab

On this episode, Michelle and Aurora have a disagreement, channel their inner Mel Blanc, and fill out their wills.

On this episode, Michelle and Aurora discuss Melville's antiquated views of Asian people, the three chief mates' different motivational tactics, and a really exciting theme park ride.

On this episode, Aurora and Michelle discuss a relaxing day, The Rock Babe, and a mean guy on a bike.

this is my final fit / my final bellyache / with no alarms and no surmises