Oink oink! Lmao wild seeing full grown adults begging but we're here! We had to address the UnheardOf oink runners, give the community a stern talking to for inconsistent behaviors, discuss the idiotcy of wanting IRL shock drops, ponder on how stupid the stockX verifed seller program is, and a food tasting!

This week is wild lmao.

Davon not dead but Air max day is. Lol Nike gave yall hope we're here to laugh at it (and ourselves). We go over why AM day is dead, shad talks about his white wife and stupid legos, and Davon calls everyone unimportant.

Lmao Davon stupid for not catching ISO is ISO. Yall smart. This week we mourn the obsolescence of Air max tech, Shad loses his mind over Oregon duck 97/95s, rant about people's inflated egos over drops, and laugh at Shohei Ohtani's regular as New Balance

Lol we're slowly turning into a listener question pod and we love it! Shout out to yall for the questions this week. Yall the host now!

We old and our bodies are failing. But yall gonna get these pods. This week yall held us down again with amazing questions, we scoff at yall acting like babies over them Union 1, hype up the return of the Nike Balatro, and Davon loses his mind over the Awake 5s while Shad hates.

We're famous now. We bout to start acting different by answering yall questions. Lol yall sent in mad good questions, debating morality, and screaming about silver Duncans.

Lol we phoned it in this week because the news is dry. Shout out to yall showing us love and sending in all these questions. Happy Black History Month

Yes the title will make sense as you listen. We're mature adults with mature takes lmao. We had to speak again about these insane takes on the 85s, access to shoes, entitlement, and release. Also had to give credit to JFG with his aged well roll out, idiots stealing shoes, and Davon makes an apology for ebing wrong about the A'ja Wilson shoes.

We have been revived to tell yall to stop whining about these boring ass shoes. We're just as tired as yall hearing about these stupid shoes. So we ripped the marketing apart, yall stupid takes apart, and just scoff at everything. Also give jaetips love on his Jazz 9s, hype up the Cowboy SBs, laugh at the low poly AM 1s, and speculate on why so many stores are closing.

It's so long! Have you missed us? We missed yall so here's a long winded episode. We talk about our holiday breaks, the woes or racist comics, talk about Ye vs Jerry Lorenzo vs Adidas, frown at the Doernbecher collection, poop on the Kool Aid Ja Morant, take a measured response to the AMM 3, and scream about yall not knowing what a real OG Jordan is actually shaped like.