The city council in Lakeworth, FL had an interesting and heated meeting. Sonic Temple has officially been cancelled, but there is also good news. Dr. Phil tells everyone to stop cheating for the time being. Plus, Sofyano Suits making masks, end of the world songs, Treadmill Trivia, and more!

We now have an order in Ohio to stay home unless you are essential personnel. The grocery store experience has hit an all new level. There are new rules for practicing safe sex. A listener wrote us to complain that a guy at his work brushes his teeth at work. Plus, MawMaw Monday, social distancing, drive-in popularity, crazy covid purchase, and more!

We listen to and critique all the new music coming out today. We want the 4 words you definitely don't ever want to hear. Loper has a few F, Marry, Kills for us to decide on. The porn industry is about to be shut down and this is terrible news because we also found out orgasms boost your immune system. Plus, flooding, ways to make money, grocery stores, martial law and more!

Comedian, Bert Kreischer, called into the show today. These spring breakers are all over the beaches and don't care one bit about Covid-19. A listener writes in and is upset because her boyfriend is going to miss her birthday for his annual family event. Plus, Kelly Quinn in another room, Damon Martin calls in, sports is now an E-World, stop flushing junk, and more!

These are very strange times we are living in. Many people have no choice but to get out and work and there is a lot of stress. Shoe clutter causes an injury to one of our listeners. Dr. Phil offers up his tips for getting along during a quarantine. Plus, a toilet paper hero, local restaurants, legal advice, and more!

We got a call to the after hours hotline from a guy who is not happy with his girlfriend's weight gain. Loper's friend, Tom from Ireland, calls in to talk about St. Paddy's Day. Are your kids already sick of hanging out at home with you? Plus, Voting day cancelled, texting the infected, Treadmill Trivia, and more!

We are all trying to adjust to life with COVID-19. Scammers are out there using COVID-19 to rip you off. March Madness always brings a huge increase in the number of men getting vasectomies, but now they don't have their favorite weekend to recover. Plus, more closings, bars and restaurants, MawMaw Monday, and more!

COVID-19 has shut down everything from schools to every major and college sporting event in the country. Mountain Lions are becoming a problem as attacks are on the rise. A man called in to tell us his wife is leaving him for a married man and wants advice on something. Plus, New Music Friday, Wake N Bake trivia, and more!

Do your in-laws have a spare key to your home and do they use it unannounced? There is a rock n roll singer in Florida that has the attention of Chris Hansen and an investigation. Gronk is headed to the WWE. Plus, Chick Fil A sauces, Vince Neil, Hollywood Casino, Prince Harry pranked, and more!

A listener claims that a waitress at their favorite restaurant is trying to get with her boyfriend. If you had to be quarentined, what comfort food do you need to have with you and what pandemic movies would you watch? Cardi B checks in with her insane take on COVID-19. Plus, Joe Biden in Detroit, Egg Roulette, Cory Feldman documentary, free legal advice, and more!