We started the day with the biggest mess in the building. When it comes to dating, do you call these red flags or green flags? A guy called his wife's hoohah a black hole while she was giving birth. Donald Trump says he will not return to Twitter. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Dirty Minds, Johnny Depp, The Way down, texting evolution and more!

Randi was quite embarrassed at her friend's party of the weekend. We have a full recap of the Shinedown concert from Saturday night. There are some techy prep things you should definitely do before you die. Would you want a urinal in your home bathroom? Plus, Taco Bell Defy, astrology, golf course home damage, Elon Musk buying Twitter, falling in an outhouse and more!

Little Knox Loper has pulled off the ultimate scam in order to get an awesome school lunch. Mike Tyson punched a guy on a Jet Blue flight. We play Match Game for tickets to Inkcarceration. Testicle tanning can improve your testerone. Plus, New Music Friday, Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, Netflix, CNN Plus and more!

The 9-1-1 calls from the night Dwayne Haskins was killed have been released. Gamers over 65 years old go hard. A listener was criticized at work for her attire and she wants our opinion. What it takes to sell recreational marijuana at your medicinal dispensory. What would you do if you could back in time 30 years for just 72 hours? Plus, refrigerator shopping, Capitol evacuation, the Santa Maria downtown, Dr. William Husel and more!

Today we celebrate Four Twenty, one of the greatest holidays of the year. We have a list of musical artists and what they demand on tour in their dressing rooms. Johnny Depp takes the stand in his divorce trial with Amber Heard. We play Hippe Band or Crippie Stran for tickets to Inkcarceration. Plus, Egg Roulette, 4-20 food deals, Will and Jada drama, free legal advice and more!

A woman is more likely to cheat if she has one of these. Little Knox Loper made his granny cry. We have survival tips you always thought were true, but they are myths. The Mexican Pizza is coming back to Taco Bell. Loper was the dojo master at 14 years old. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, Dirty Minds, Jesse Watters admission, childhood dogsMetal Lords and more!

Loper & Randi have a review of the Kid Rock concert from Friday night. We play Dirty Spelling Bee for tickets to Inkcarceration. 10 Things that people want in a date. Michigan Kindergartners got drunk at school on Margaritas. Plus, Tax Day, Dirty Spelling Bee, celebs over 60, Anthony Bourdain, Huge Mail Sack and more!

Loper got injured at home last night and he was completely naked when it happened. Little Knox Loper had a golf lesson and decided he is now at an intermediate level. Pat Sajak got risky with a joke to Vanna White. The Kardashians took over Disneyland. We have the traits of a typical A-hole. Plus, New Music Friday, Kid Rock, Drive-Ins are back, Match Game, Easter and more!

There is a theory that the Loch Ness monster was actually a whale penis. Loper's friend says that dog parks are the best places to meet girls. Professional baby namers make big bucks for naming people's kids. Elon Musk is making a huge move to completely take control of Twitter. Plus, Gene Simmons, NYC subway shooter, Helium Theater, Huggy Wuggy and more!

Magic mushroom micro dosing is being used as a cure for depression. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have begun their ugly divorce trial. Sadly, comedian, Gilbert Gottfried, passed away. How old is too old for kids to be on their parents' phone plan? Plus, Cain Velasquez statement, NYC subway shooter, Egg Roulette, Dwayne Haskins, free legal advice and more!