Lore Boys

Lore Boys have returned with their big necks, big arms and chainsaw bayonets!

Today, or whenever you downloaded this, we are returning to the Gears of War Universe to dig into the crust of the planet and figure out why the Locust Horde decided it wanted to rise up Gamer style and kill all humans.

Our first Gears of War episode, covering the Coalition of Ordered Governments, can be found here:

Hammers from Ivan

Was it the exposure to gasoline, the immoral experiments, or their bad bargaining skills?

Jamie checks the weather, Ethan blasts a little baja and Peter warns you about poor people.

Just your average day lurking just below the surface of Lore Boys HQ!

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The internet's #1 fake history podcast is back, with some exciting lorecraft from Steam user Haze! The Lore Boys bring you the most controversial takes on the hit roguelike Risk of Rain from Hopoo Games. We talk mostly about the original, and put out some hopeful feelers for more lore in the exciting sequel released earlier this year.

Jamie defends some towers, Ethan teleports a friend, Peter plays the lightning ukulele.

If you like this episode, you might like these similar shows on our website:

Stardew Valley

Hollow Knight

If you've already been detained and are waiting around for the end of time, why not take a minute and check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, our Instagram and our merch!. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected].

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Lore Boys back with more Warhammer 40K Lore. The internet's #1 fake history podcast is bringing you the story of the Space Wolves Primarch Leman Russ.

If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done 3 previous episodes on the Astartes Legions:

The Dark Angels Faction

The Salamanders

The Ultramarines

And of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:

Eldar

Tyranid

Necron

If you liked the episode, we'd love to hear from you guys, so check out our Discord, our Twitter, our Facebook, and our Instagram. If you wanted to do us a huge favour, please take a minute to leave us a review on iTunes -- it's the number one way we might find new listeners and we will read your review on air! Or email us at [email protected].

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The Lore Boys are digging into the canonical Transformers character Carl Sagan this episode! Grab your four pairs of aviators, get those snakes off your boat, and remember that if you're a tarantula you legally have to tell me.

The Lore Boys are looking into why Megatron stole our archive of dirty movies and decided to travel with them back in time, to a time when there were no people, only animals (and fossils)! Capitalist James says Tarantula good, Ethan asks why gorilla and not car, and Peter gives a scorpion a kettle.

If you want to check out our previous episodes, you can find the links here:

Part 1

Part 2

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Lore Boys back, this time with television lore! We're talking Mainframe entertainment's hit 90s show Reboot! We've got viruses named Hexadecimal and Megabyte, and heroes named Bob, Enzo, and Dot. Talking about Reboot also gets us talking a bit about Veggie Tales and James Bond, cause why the heck not, huh?

Peter takes a sick day, Ethan feuds with fonts, and James surfs the web!

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The Lore Boys return once again for what feels like at least the 39,000th time with Morty-K 40K Lore for your listening pleasure!

Today we tackle what must be the most iconic of all the Space Marine legions, the Ultramarines. The blue, the gold, the denim and the symbolism.

We explore the crash landing, explosive growth and eventual ascension of their Primarch Robute Gulliman.

What happens when in the far future we don't find endless war, but people fortunate enough to be able to build technology, maintain and economy, and even explore other planets?

Today Ethan learns that asteroid are filled with money, Peter misses choosing a new pope and Jamie figures out who the the most Canadian marines are.

All this and more on this week's Lore Boys!

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Battle Angel Alita lore from the Lore Boys that brought you such hits as: Dorohedoro, Kirby, Kid Icarus, and many more. It's the internet's #1 fake history podcast with more tales from Japan! From humble beginnings in a trash heap in Kentucky, not unlike our show, Battle Angel Alita really does paint a picture of solar intersystem conflict. From weird box Jovians to corpulent french Venusians with a taste for "California Cheeseburgers", the manga drives a bleak view of the future, and we're here to talk about the weird world-building behind it!

Ethan goes for a dip in the gray goo, Peter learns to levitate, and James flattens out his gutch (gooch?). It's the Lore Boys!

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Hey all, Lore Boys with more lore for ya! We're talking the beautiful land of Azeroth once more, and ye old gods who were found on it before any life on earth. That means Alliance should be so high and mighty that the Horde orcs aren't native, considering they had to oust so old Lovecraftian horrors before moving in. We're hopping into the universe to make sure World of Warcraft's one true timeline -- named by the Bronze Dragonflight the "Daddy Timeline" -- to make sure all is well and that we won't have to respond to any extradimensional threats for at least another couple election cycles.

Ethan tells you to move it along, as there's nothing to see here but ancient bugs, Peter drops Azeroth's socks around their ankles, James talks Night Elf gentrification, and special guest MTLJer walks us through collecting bug parts to show your friends. Business as usual for everybody's favourite grind-boys!

Also, if you want more WoW lore, check out these older episodes:

Witchwood Lore

Arthas pt. 1

Arthas pt. 2

Molten Core

Corrupted Blood

Blackwing Lair

Ashbringer

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Lore Boys are back with the Internet's #1 Fake History Podcast. This week we're taking up the Astarte's mantle with more Warhammer 40K lore on the Space Marine Legions of the 30th Millenium. It's the Salamander episode, and these only come around once every 15 years on Nocturne!

We're talking about great beasts, Saurians, and Dark Eldar, so saddle up those giant, fire-breathing hellspawn you call a salamander. This episode James discusses the importance of a dental dam, Ethan plays for keepsies (while specifying no takesies-backsies), and Tiny Peter walks into a Giant Ethan's mouth. It's all the Warhammer lore one could want!

If you wanted to catch up on older episodes, while it's totally not necessary to enjoy this one, we have a few on humans and the Space Marines factions:

The Horus Heresy and Great Crusade

The Dark Angels Faction

And of course we have some on the horrible, horrible Xenos:

Eldar

Tyranid

Necron

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Lore Boys here but not for long, we are leaving the physical realm of the living and moving beyond to the Empyrean!

This week we're capping off Dante's Divine Comedy with Paradiso!

Leaving Vergil's Pagan butt behind Peter learns about the planets, Ethan learns about birds, and Jamie records backwards!

Is that Dante's big ol' nose or a parrot? There's a dragon, your girlfriend charges her powers to get hotter, talking Eagles on Jupiter and even a celebrity guest.

Just another episode of the Lore Boys confirming that Florence is a terrible place full of cowardly liars.

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