Kya Clark is practically a wild thornberry child, left to fend for herself in a dank MARSH (definitely not a swamp fyi). Somehow she finds herself in some kind of slow release love triangle - what could possibly go wrong? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-21 of 'Where the Crawdads Sing' by Delia Owens. 

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Aida and Callum love each other, their families now run co-operating Mafias. After a few more mishaps, we are given a completed unexpected bad guy, which of course leads to another kidnapping. Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 16-30 of 'Brutal Prince' by Sophie Lark. 

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Aida and Callum hate each other, their families run opposing Mafias. After a few mishaps one of Aida's innappropriately hot brothers gets bashed, which of course leads to an arranged marriage. Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-15 of 'Brutal Prince' by Sophie Lark.

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Things heat up between Kenna and Ledger, but will they ever have anything to talk about other than Scotty or Diem? More importantly, will our thirst for a Patrick/Ledger pairing EVER be quenched?? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 22-42 of 'Reminders of Him' by Colleen Hoover. 

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Kenna is desperate to re-connect with her daughter Diem who was taken after a traumatic accident. Is Ledger, a sexy tattooed bartender, the right person to help her fix her life... or an extra obstacle? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-21 of 'Reminders of Him' by Colleen Hoover. 

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Madison and her friends Tillie and Tatum get even more involved in a dangerous group of teenage boys. Will we ever find out why they continue to kidnap and torture the girls, especially Madison? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 21-30 of 'The Silver Swan' by Amo Jones. 

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Madison Montgomery is a moody teenage girl with a mysterious past and a whole lot of issues. She is starting fresh at a new school and gets roped into a gang of boys who have bad intentions. Will she make her way out safely or find herself in more trouble than she can handle on her own? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-20 of 'The Silver Swan' by Amo Jones.

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The entire town of Blue Bell has broken out in head lice and Ronan and Nova's relationship hits a rough patch, join us to find out what happens! Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 16-30 of 'Beauty and the Baller' by Ilsa Madden-Mills. 

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Nova learns that her new neighbour is the same guy she had a random one-night stand with over a year ago. Should she talk to him about it or pretend it never happened in the first place? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-15 of 'Beauty and the Baller' by Ilsa Madden-Mills. 

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Things are starting to get complicated for Jordan as she juggles her new controlling love interest and the temptation to become a stripper... will she finally lose it and go off the rails? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 16-29 of 'Birthday Girl' by Penelope Douglas.

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