Carter Beckett has the world at his huge feet; 13 milli in the bank each year, endless women to sleep with and extreme sports fame. What hijinks could happen when he meets the impossibly adorable Olivia? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read 'Consider Me' by Becka Mack.

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Abbie has the perfect idea to get back at her ex boyfriend Dick - sleep with his boss! Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read 'Tis the Season for Revenge' by Morgan Elizabeth.

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Is Cole an Ethereal Angel or the Devil? Who knows...? Mara, an up and coming artist thinks it's worth finding out. Does she get more than what she bargained for? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read 'There Are No Saints' by Sophie Lark.

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Evelyn Hugo is an A list celeb who has had her fair share of tea and drama... what else could she possibly unleash... especially to normie Monique an up and coming journalist who Evelyn has picked out to write her exclusive life story? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read 'The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo' by Taylor Jenkins Reid.

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Things get scandelous when a rumour starts about Layla cheating on her boyfriends amongst each other somehow... Is this the end for their no. 1 podcast 'the single guys' and the end of their otherwise perfect poly relationship? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 42-82 of 'Faking with Benefits' by Lily Gold.

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Layla is a workaholic lingerie designer, is terrible at flirting, she has no idea what sex toys are and she wants to get a first boyfriend and settle down and have a family asap. So naturally she decides to get 3 fake boyfriends at once to help boost their podcast numbers and shag them all 24/7. What could possibly go wrong? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-41 of 'Faking with Benefits' by Lily Gold.

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Things are only getting worse for Kya as she ends up being the only suspect in a marshtastic murder, what is she going to do when the towns-folk sharpen their pitchforks? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 22-57 of 'Where the Crawdads Sing' by Delia Owens.

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Kya Clark is practically a wild thornberry child, left to fend for herself in a dank MARSH (definitely not a swamp fyi). Somehow she finds herself in some kind of slow release love triangle - what could possibly go wrong? Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-21 of 'Where the Crawdads Sing' by Delia Owens. 

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Aida and Callum love each other, their families now run co-operating Mafias. After a few more mishaps, we are given a completed unexpected bad guy, which of course leads to another kidnapping. Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 16-30 of 'Brutal Prince' by Sophie Lark. 

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Aida and Callum hate each other, their families run opposing Mafias. After a few mishaps one of Aida's innappropriately hot brothers gets bashed, which of course leads to an arranged marriage. Prepare for ridiculous commentary and unrelated tangents as Carla and Emily Lose the Plot together. In this episode we read chapters 1-15 of 'Brutal Prince' by Sophie Lark.

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