Happy birthday America! We celebrate by holding a draft of former presidents to combat one another in the octagon to the death.

HEY Y'ALL! This week, we dive head first into the 100 gallon buttery vat that is the Paula Deen racism discussion.

It's time to take a look at the top of the music charts again using UltimateChart.com. Also, the Google Translate Challenge takes on greater historical meaning.

People love Game Of Thrones. Some people don't like their favorite GoT characters getting killed off, however, and they reacted hilariously to the Red Wedding scene. We make fun of them. Also, other stuff. WRITE AN iTUNES REVIEW AND I WILL READ IT I PROMISE.

It's time to settle this podcast beef with Bottom Of The Pile once and for all, and to do that, we had Shawn Krest Skype in with us to bury the hatchet. MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

Arrested Development returns, we unveil a NEW game on the show and I have a response to Shawn Krest's feeble attempts at starting podcast beef with me.

I WANT MY MTV....to stop sucking.

We're hitting a pot pourri of of topics this week that you, loyal listener, suggested to us. DOWN WITH OXFORD COMMAS.

Stupid kids and their stupid new method for asking out girls to prom...

Long story short: Kinsey was sick. We can't do a show without her. So I took an old show (the Juicy J "Bandz A Make Her Dance Episode"), cut out all the lame stuff and just gave you what you listen to this show for: lots and lots of dirty swear words.