Money isn't real, chemotherapy isn't real, life isn't real.

Street Preachers vs Bad Bunny and lots of questionable Christian music.

This week we pick the perfect soundtrack for having a girl over for dinner, pulling off a bank heist, and picking up your dad from prison.

This week Ian is shirtless while Robert is unimpressed by sober people.

This week Robert and Justin wish death upon chomos. Robert then tries to learn how to love animals while Justin explains why he's a winner and everyone else is a loser.

This week Robert and Matt are talking like cowboys. Matt then introduces Robert to his Asian family, while Robert tries to help him find a wife.

This week Robert tries to date the girl from Tron Legacy while Ian role plays as Han Solo

This week we decide to introduce ourselves while Robert quizzes Ian on the definitions of weird words and phrases.

This week Ian gets assaulted by cat while Robert catches a charge for indecent exposure. We then rank holidays from best to worst and answer some more of the internets relationship questions.

This week were joined by Kaylee and Dylon to answer some relationship advice and to talk all things Jack Harlow.