Brace yourselves, this epi's a heavy one! After spouting some nonsense about CEOs and entrepreneurs, we talk about Benny H., how Lindsay doesn't actually own Oatlands Plantation, and the White Island Disaster.

Buckle up, buttercup - This episode we talk about number 22, Grover the Rover Cleveland and his proclivity for young (like... banging his best bro's daughter, young) ladies! Also, when pioneer life gets you down, your friends will always be there to give you a shoulder to chew... I mean cry, on.

We've made it to Season 2! (Did we mention Season 1 was over?) In this episode we learn about our 21st president, Chester A. Arthur (who probably didn't have anything to do with J.A.G.'s assassination), and that 1920s Oklahoma had zero chill.

Welcome to the tale of #20, James A. Garfield, and his assassin, Charles Guiteau. Pay attention, because prostitutes will give you syphilis, most cults are for loonies, and lower legs are hot.

Welcome to Minisode #2! We went to Boston last week, searching for ghosts, revolutionary history, and tales of murder. Join us while we talk about the Craigslist Killer, the Angel of Death Jane Toppan, and the underwhelming headstone size of Paul Revere!

Time to meet #19, Rutherford B. Hayes, his wife Lemonade Lucy, and their pussy from Bangkok! We go down the rabbit hole of his ancestors and descendants, including Taylor Swift, Charlemagne, Patrick Mahomes, the Wright Brothers, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and finally - Bing Crosby - whose sons had quite the rough time.

Speaking as completely objective third party individuals with no personal interest in the matter, this week we discuss William Stoughton and the Salem Witch Trials, and of course number 18, Ulysses S. Grant, and his link to the gorilla Harambe!

We're still at it! Andrew Johnson, aka Handy J, was a drunktard, and American divorcées are all the rage.

We still have a podcast? We're back after a long hiatus, and are up to our old tricks - Revived, refreshed, and ridiculous as ever. We finally talk about Honest Abe, go off on some football tangents, and round it out with Queen Victoria, which wasn't even her real name.

We have our first guest! Matt joins us to break away from presidential tradition and talk about Vincent Bugliosi. Lindsay and I went off on our respective tangents, and ultimately, Roman Polanski should only drink bottled water from now on.