Lost The Script

This week, we break the normal LTS mold to stop and smell the viewers! That is, the questions of the viewers in this extra-special Q&A episode where we contemplate movies, desert islands, and the darkest secrets we've hidden from the public eye. Fire away you hooligans!

In this weeks episode, the boys hop across the pond to craft a tale of pirates-turned-law-enforcement, sentient Real Dolls, and deadly milkshakes as John Michael McDonagh's 2011 film The Guard is riffed on and later reviewed. Buckle up for some of Chris' worst accents to date, and plenty of them, ya scurvy dogs!

Travel with us across the globe as the LTS fellas pitch an entire trilogy filled with autonomous stringed instruments, Stormtrappers, and a very 2 Chainz apocalypse. Later on, we'll all fast-forward in time to discuss the crescendos and decrescendos of 1999's The Red Violin. Arrivederci!

Pack your finest vacation khakis because this week, we're heading to Sin City with America's favorite rent-a-cop! In this one, the boys concoct a tale of ex-mall-cop-ladies of the night, gemstone related Vegas superstars, and a twist that would make Keyser Soze blush. Later on, we'll all take a regrettable look back on 2015's abominable Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Snake Eyes!

In this completion of the much celebrated Bong June, the LTS boys have probably too much fun guesstimating a world of ghostly antics, furry perverts, and unwanted prequels, as they later watch and review Bong Joon Ho's 2003 pitch-black masterpiece Memories of Murder. Might want to be sitting down for this one because it's gonna get Bongus!

Bong June keeps on rolling as the LTS team lovingly crafts a workplace dramedy of microscopic proportions, soda slamming celebrities, and a definite confusion on the goings on of the human reproductive system, as Bong Joon Ho's 2000 directorial debut, Barking Dogs Never Bite is guesstimated and later on reviewed. Do more squats, drink less Mountain Dew.

In this week's return to your scheduled programming, the Lost the Script hooligans strap on their finest wheeled sneakers as they envision a world of high stakes Heely cliques, undercover teenage mom brothers, and class-based intrigue while they guesstimate and later review Bong Joon Ho's 2009 thriller, Mother. Rev your Reeboks and get ready to laugh, come heel or high water.

In yet another untraditional episode, the boys discuss and attempt to fix Ol' Georgy's Prequel Trilogy as they patch up the issues with a tiny bit of help from predictive text and a whole lot of terrible ideas to cement LTS as the lead blasphemers of Lucas's fandom. Move over Walt, we've got this one.

In the first of what will be two sequential unorthodox episodes, the boys chat about annoying voice actors, terrible Nickelodeon reboots, and being bullied into doing impressions. Stay safe out there, and more importantly, watch the original School of Rock.

In this weeks foray into the delightful world of family cinema, the Lost the Script boys crank out a seedy tale of hardened criminal Paddington the Bear (Voiced by Tom Hardy), Guerrilla Gorillas, and Ralph McDuck the Crime Dog. Later on, the whimsical 2017 film Paddington 2 is reviewed and possibly fawned over. Pairs well with marmalade.