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As the American soap opera dies off, the telenovela is thriving on Spanish television and now we bring you the titerenovela! We are bringing that unbridled joy to the web, mostly! In our second somewhat romantic webisode of the mildly anticipated next chapter in the love between Conchita & Ronaldo. This time, we find them both in the midst of high Latin drama: The postman is delivering to Conchita while Ronaldo is losing his marbles in the parking lot.

And now our LosTiteres.TV Telenovela in Spanish! ... La telenovela Latina es uno de los formatos mas populares del mundo. Ahora, nosotros de LosTiteres.TV, le traemos algo que nunca habia existido en el pasado. Una telenovela on titeres al estilo de los Muppets. Este es nuestro primer webisodio en Español, y deseamos tener muchos mas!... Que disfruten las locuras de Conchita recibiendo su paquete y a Ronaldo perdido en el parqueo.

LosTiteres.TV brings you a Holiday Song with all your favorite characters for the winter season. Fanatics who want to know the lyrics to our parody soing "Here Come the Holidays" can read below:SENOR LOROHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysCash the checks, wrap giftsSCHMEDLEYMake amends with all your friendsIf you got mad or someone's pissedGATICASing this song, yes, sing along, Our greeting is holiday cheerThe only time we're generous Let's face it, it's this time of yearSCHMEDLEYHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysEat and don't worry bout your hips, With Schmedley Schparky No Milarke, plus some Schocolate ShipsNAKED BOBNaked Bob is fortune reading For all the world to seeBut little does he know that The churches call it heresy!MARY JUANAHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysIt's time to roll some dubeSENOR LOROListen friends maybe record a webisodeAnd slap it on YouTubeCONCHITAI know that the season will ; surely make everything alrightBut if I find out he's cheating on meI'll plug a cap in his ass tonightRONALDOHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysWe're ready for a silent night...ALFONSOSeason's greetings to one and all, Isn't winter a wonderful sight?Even to cats and dogs and ratsAnd furry creatures that don't biteSENOR LOROSo let's give thanks to that Puppet God that Los Titeres see the light!Felicidadez y Goodnight!

He'll either teach you how to act for your favorite Telenovela, or he'll scare you the hell outta show business... Your choice. Award winning Latino acting guru explains the use of "Aggression" as an acting technique.

Once again we have to apologize for one of our kookier cast members. Whether legal or not, Mary Juana is one of those outlaw type characters that is completely out for herself. We are unsure if she's totally there or a bit baked every time she does a show. We'll be able to wager the latter. A terrific Guest Star, Frank Lawson, tries to keep a straight face. And Señor Loro is so dismayed, he's just waiting to exhale. Or maybe he's holding his breath on purpose?...

Conchita enjoys an after lunch "trist" with her handsome guest star, a bemused Vincent De Paul, a model/actor in the original John Waters musical HAIRSRAY and DREAMGIRLS! Conchita can't believe her HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL freakin' luck, when she finds out Vincent has added "modeling agent" to his list of impressive careers! Conchita can't help but end her "Chow" with a dramatic musical flourish! In her most astounding webisode yet, Conchita warbles her (soon to be) classic melody, "IT'S ALL AN ACT!"

Conchita's at it again, handing out back-handed compliments and talking about her favorite Latina ladies just in time for National Hispanic Heritage Month. Now, if she could only tell the difference between Longoria and other similar sounding names, her shout out could be construed as a compliment. As it stands, we just don't know... Let's face it, Conchita's a tickety-tack, tragic titere mess. [IMAGES by Sean Nadeau: Check him out at http://www.youtube.com/user/alcazarist.]

Queer, agreed, but Mr. Ratberg Boca Raton Gonzalez is one of the newest additions to the LosTiteres.TV family. Little did we know that not only was he openly grey, but also a lawyer! Now, with a plea to the American people, a puppet raises his voice to promote the legalization of grey marriage. For many years grey people have been held back from having the same rights as everyone else. This new viral infomercial video will reveal the benefits of grey marriage for a lawyer. Namely: Grey Divorce. (http://LosTiteres.TV)

Finally, today, on the 2nd part of the two-part premiere of the Schow: Schmedley lets Scrappy have his say! If your dog could say whatever he wanted about you -- you think he'd be nice? Well, Scrappy is the type of dog that only tells the truth! Controlling and sinister Schmedley better beware to whom he gives airtime! Oh, as yes, you will be sold more Schmedley Schparky Schocolates! Don't worry, Schmedley's jokes are 99.9% fat free.

Mortimer the Weasel, deeply voiced, concerned weasel who interviews famous holiday figures. This exciting episode: The Easter Bunny. Won a Peabody Award last year for his explosive documentary on the mating rituals of the New Guinea weasel, during the making of which, he was briefly arrested... Highly upper crust, probing, opinionated; Mortimer uncovers the bunny behind Easter with the finesse and buoyancy of the impetuous and perfectionist star personality he is... Enjoy the first time you meet the incomparable Mister Mortimer the Weasel and his first interviewee ever, The Inimitable... Easter Bunny.