Lotsa Pasta

Episode Thirty-Four features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a really fun Two Part special about creepy games. If you've heard of Bloody Mary or Ouiji Boards, then you'll realize how kid friendly they are compared to this shit. PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS:
1 Man Hide-and-Go-Seek(11:16)
The Midnight Game(21:44)
100 Ghost Stories(30:54)
This is a Test(35:17)
Fortune Game(39:04)
Kokuri San(42:42)
The Shoebox Telephone(46:00)
The Elevator Game(54:49)

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Episode Thirty-Three features guest Mr.SkellyBones and Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death(since episode 14), reading a lot of short stories from CreepyPasta and TheOtherSide(Tumblr):
Lightless City(13:55)
Waste(18:42)
The Texas StiltWalker(22:53)
Glitch(27:08)
The Tattoo(28:33)
The Other Earth(29:42)
Ghost Photograph(31:19)
The LegMonger(32:50)
Thug Aim(35:00)
The Keeper(37:31)
Oh See Dee(38:49)
The Man(41:06)
Change for a Dollar(41:52)
Bitten(42:23)

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Episode Thirty-Two features guest Harold Heavy Hands and Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death, where they read a lot of TOST(The Other Side(tumblr)), and a couple trolls and a great TV reenactment to finish the episode:
Gjoberdik(12:36)
Doppelgänger(12:55)
Silent Warning(16:13)
The Column of North America(18:43)
The Backseat(21:48)
Within the Fog(23:48)
.EXE(27:10)
Hotline Miami 3: The Right Number(31:36)
Monkey Cloning(36:30)
The Decapitated Head(38:44)

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Episode Thirty-One features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, continuing their reading of the style of slice of life-esque stories. The first creeps are some under water creepers with some context provided by Captain Death, then they get into their usual business and indulge in Search and Rescue stories as per usual:
Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver Parts One & Two(11:34)
Search and Rescue Logs(49:32)

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Episode Thirty features guest Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death. Today they're tackling a big hitter. And by big hitter, I mean, big shitter. Jeff the Killer, the memer who has haunted nightmares for ages; the picture being the only creepy thing about this internet phenomenon, there's nothing scary about the story. Then we read a long and deliberately awful troll pasta. ENJOY: 
Jeff the Killer(11:54)
A Meeting with Al Qaeda (45:06)

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Episode Twenty-Nine features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. It's here. The episode where Frowns does nothing but ruminate on male genitalia. Oh. We also read about The Rake. Which is... weird... placement. Enjoy: 
Why Do All my Lollipops Moan When I Put Them in my Mouth?(5:20)
The BunnyMan Bridge(12:27)
The Screaming Bridge of Maude-Hughes Road(16:11)
Tip-Toeing the Line of Consent(18:07)
The Rake(29:02)
Don't Google Big Black Banana from Ebola(37:19)
It(43:00)
Annoying Med Student(46:40)
The Irishman(47:34)

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Episode Twenty-Eight features first time guest reader GESTALT, with host Captain Death, for an AMAZING episode consistent of only two stories and a load of literary conversation. The main story we read today involves someone only known as "The Goatman," while also mentioning our love for reading and horror and HORROR READING like Stephen King, discussed on MANY episodes.
Anansi's Goatman Story(13:58)
The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen(43:41)

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Episode Twenty-Seven features Episode Fifteen guests back again, Terry the Tickler and A Bunch of Baby Ducks, with host Captain Death(since episode 15), telling lots of stories and talking about cum for a little bit. Oh. We also do a MadLib. It's terrible. 
Your Last Breath(7:02)
The Pill(11:19)
The Squirming Man(20:06)
Birthmarks(27:15)
We Danced(29:29)
Who or What are the Shadow People?(34:30)
5 Minutes(42:00)
Trollpasta Madlib: The Killer(43:57)
The Legend of FingerGuy(49:17)
Mailbox(52:20)

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Episode Twenty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another fun little episode where we talk about OUR WIVES. lol jk, we gonna die forever alone. I think we discussed Disney Channel Original Movies in the last episode, but WE TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN, SO GET OVER IT. Then we read the chronicling of Madison the funny Unsettling Stories Girl. Good times. 
My Wife Didn't Want Me to Go into the Bedroom(14:43)
My Wife(19:59)
Madison's Stories(from Unsettling Stories)(32:17)

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Episode Twenty-Five features first time FEMALE-READER Cannibal Siren, with host Captain Death, for our BIG QUARTER episode. We read some Stories to Tell Alone at Night and some TrollPastas, so sit back, relax, and grab yourself a cold one(cold hand of death, I mean): 
As a Child I Wanted to be a Mermaid(4:55)
10 Years Ago I Taught a Creative Writing Course; Two Student's Stories still Haunt Me to this Day(13:55)
Annora(32:30)
Old News(43:47)
Cackling(46:39)
Treats of Insanity(53:28)
The Pretty Cake Room(56:40)

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