Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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  • Episode Fifty-Three: We Dare Bare Mr. Bear's Cellar

    RE-UPLOAD FOR POSTERITY:

    Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS.
    1999(16:47) by Camden Lamont

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:
    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.
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    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs.
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    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode Fifty-Three: We Dare Bare Bear
    Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS. Altered Works(16:47)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners
    0 min
  • Episode Fifty-Two: Hawaiian Eyes, Cryin' for You

    Episode fifty-two features a newbie in a slew of many after the 50th special, the first being: Cryin' Hawaiian. I know what you're thinking. What does a Hawaiian have to cry about? Haunted motels, Gas Stations, and Hitch-Hikers for starters. He'll fit right in, here at Lotsa Pasta. 

    Room 401(21:35) by Andrew Harmon

    Arizona(42:58)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Arizona

    The Reason I Don't Pick Up Hitch-Hikers anymore, is also the same Reason I Need a New Car(1:03:13) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/57heqy/the_reason_why_i_dont_pick_up_hitchhikers_anymore/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode Fifty-One: Halloweening Side B

    Episode 51 shows the conclusion of the Halloween weekend with co-host of the episode, Django Phillips, discussing our Halloween traditions and what the season hath brought. These stories aren't so much themed about the fun of Halloween night as it is about the Horror surrounding Halloween, in general. So, enjoy this After-Halloween-Halloween-Special: 

    November 1st(8:53) by Accomplix

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5aitgd/november_1st/

    My Wife: The Artist(13:47) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3saane/my_wife_the_artist/

    Ethan's Halloween Mask(25:22) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/566xcr/ethans_halloween_mask/

    The Last of the Trick or Treaters(34:44) by iia

    https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/25/the-last-of-the-trick-or-treaters/

    30 Years Ago, my Neighbor's Son Disappeared(48:00) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5aci1q/30_years_ago_today_my_neighbors_son_disappeared/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode Fifty: Halloweening Side A

    Episode Fifty. This number. We made it to this number. 

    Okay, well, here are some spoopy Halloween stories, CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEKEND.

    DAXFLAME's Spooky Halloween Story(17:45)

    Halloween Fever(18:55) by EZMisery

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/568i0u/halloween_fever/

    Tainted Candy(58:41) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/58an2x/tainted_candy/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode Forty-Nine: The Secret Death of Pets

    Episode forty-nine sees the return of Terry the Tickler to discuss what may be societally accepted as the most horrible thing to witness: the death of our pet animals. Which is why all of these stories mentions animals and death! Sounds fun, right? 

    So, uh, There's Something Weird about my Refrigerator(16:02) by A10A10A10

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5bhaz4/so_uh_theres_something_weird_about_my_refrigerator/

    The Paper-Thin Woman(31:19)

    My Neighbor(32:30) by Obscure420

    https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/mkpuf3/the_neighbor/

    My Dog was Lost for 3 Days, What Came Back wasn't my Dog(34:38) by chewingskin

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3w4xif/my_dog_was_lost_for_three_days_what_came_back/

    I've had my Dog since the Day I was Born, All 31 Years(56:11) by inaaace

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3v0y70/ive_had_my_dog_since_the_day_i_was_born_all_31/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode Forty-Eight: I Can't Even Two-Hoo with a Pimp Named Boo-Hoo

    Episode Forty-Eight has returning guest Frowns McBooHoo doing that asian voice he loves to do a whole bunch--So there's that. There's like maybe three stories in this episode, so it's a pretty straightforward listen. 

    Get it? Straight. Forward. Two things Frowns isn't:

    Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Grindr(6:21) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4of52m/something_horrible_is_happening_to_me_on_grindr/

    I Got a Sister for my Seventh Birthday(25:55) by Pippinacious

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4m8281/i_got_a_sister_for_my_seventh_birthday/

    A Pimp Named SlickBack(37:30)

    https://trollpasta.com/wiki/A_Pimp_Named_SlickBack


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    59 min
  • Episode Forty-Seven: Let's Go Camping

    Episode Forty-Seven has new guest Strawberry Shortcake reminiscing of the simple camping times with Django Phillips, who's gone camping like maybe once. All these stories deal with creepy woods or creepy camping or creepy bullshit in general:

    The Big Scary House in the Woods(21:52) by iia

    https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/21/the-big-scary-house-in-the-woods/

    I Found Something in the Camp Lake 20 Years Ago(27:48) by LeoDuhVinci

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2tb1rg/i_found_something_in_the_camp_lake_twenty_years/

    I Watched a Video Clip of a Camping Trip my Friends and I Never Actually Went on(38:51) by walpurgisnight

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/54yq4k/i_watched_video_footage_of_a_camping_trip_that_my/

    US Search and Rescue Forest Logs(52:34) by searchandrescuewoods

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode Forty-Six: Not Hot but Spicy, bb Vol. 1

    Episode Forty-Six has guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks in for a solo DOGGO filled episode where we read from a specific brand of online creepypasta storytelling. Something called "Not Hot but Spicy," this episode is dedicated to them and of course, them doggos:
    Not Hot but Spicy stories(9:30)

    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
    Follow: @cryo-chamber
    Thank you!

    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode Forty-Five: Big, Meaty Claws

    Episode Forty-Five has guest Harold Heavy Hands back for a quick CLAWS special and I'm talking about Santy Claws; I'm talking big, MEATY CLAWS. Big ol' talon toe-nail-CLAWS. I mean, we read a couple stories that mention having claws in them? 

    My Wife and I Discovered the Terrifying Truth about the Birds' Nests on our Property(4:08)

    11 Miles(19:48) by Emeryy

    https://creepypastafiles.fandom.com/wiki/11_Miles

    You Meet such Interesting People on the Gas Station Graveyard Shift(37:00) by MemoryFoamLatte

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/55cu2r/you_meet_such_interesting_people_on_a_gas_station/

    A Funny Thing Happened(44:51)


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 4 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…