Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode Seventy-Three: The Dirty Boyz Club

    We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention. 

    The Watchers Among Us(19:16)

    Her Side of the Bed(21:31)

    Picture Day(22:52)

    https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Day

    Childhood Superstitions(24:49)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/childhood-superstitions/

    Roulette(27:06) by jhubbbb

    https://www.creepypasta.com/roulette/

    Sleepover(28:58)

    Missed Calls(30:33)

    Peripheral Vision(32:00)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/peripheral-vision/

    Baby Doll(33:33)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/the-baby-doll/

    Copies(35:48)

    The Railroad(37:13)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Railroad

    The Amityville Incident(40:10)

    A Pile of Photographs(42:39)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Pile_of_Photographs

    Flipbook(46:52) by ArmTheAnon

    https://www.creepypasta.com/flip-book/

    Operation Wandering Soul: TRUE(49:33)

    A Wonderful Place(51:44)


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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    56 min
  • Episode Seventy-Two: Don't Touch Dad's Tapes

    What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out!

    Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind. 

    GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. 

    Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmisery

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/

    Are You Still There, Friend?(1:42:00)


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    2 hr 2 min
  • Episode Seventy-One: Prison Pals Pallin' Around

    WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. 

    Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy: 

    New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrim

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qsnvw/the_new_fish/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 36 min
  • Episode Seventy: Fellowship of the Dank

    We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES:

    There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wrong_in_east_flatbush_brooklyn/

    Three Signs You May be an Introvert and How to Cope(18:48) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5nreiu/three_signs_you_may_be_an_introvert_and_how_to/

    WikiLeaks Rejected a State Department Document and Demanded that I Destroy It(26:00) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5610jd/wikileaks_rejected_a_state_department_document/

    My Street was Blocked Off and Guys in Hazmat Suits were in my Neighbor's House(37:25)

    In the Shower(47:53) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/IIA/comments/5sgjzp/my_street_was_blocked_off_last_weekend_and_guys/

    Cabinet(49:00)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/the-cabinet/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    54 min
  • Episode Sixty-Nine: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Tolerate Shitty Episodes

    You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess. 

    It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit(9:57) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5iibin/its_hard_to_clean_blood_out_of_the_crotch_of_a/

    Soft Teeth(23:00) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4gj0g4/soft_teeth/

    My Trouble with Fairies(33:20) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/50o6kp/my_trouble_with_fairies/

    WarioLand 3(45:20)

    https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Wario_Land_3


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode Sixty-Eight: Time to Go to Beddy-Byes Part One

    Gestalt is here again to tuck us in for a nice lil night of spoops. This pretty much feels like the first time we're reading a genuine narrative about ghosts haunting a house. Yeah, we've read short stories about ghosty-ghosts but this is the first time we're witnessing a multilayered narrative about -what may be- several ghosts haunting a singular location. Let's get Poltergeisted:

    Bedtime(20:00) by mike_rants

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode Sixty-Seven: Totally Not Afraid of Children

    Episode sixty-seven has Scutch MacGee shaking in his britches. He loves his children, but GOD is he afraid of them. So, naturally, I base all the stories in this episode around this fear. If he has to face it, we might as well make an episode out of it and face this fear together. You can no longer scare us, kids! Well... Er--Maybe. 

    Daddy, Wake Up(17:15)

    Don't Lie to Your Kids, Trust Me, They Know(32:33) by atbest

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3g6nr2/dont_lie_to_your_kids_trust_me_they_know/

    I am a Good Parent(43:33) by cosmo_tronic

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/25zqmq/i_am_a_good_parent/

    The Toy Doctor(52:05) by 7deadcinderella

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/59e20u/the_toy_doctor/

    Genetic Memory(1:08:30)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Genetic_Memory


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode Sixty-Six: Be-El-Ze-Bubs

    Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy. 

    A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwell

    https://www.creepypasta.com/a-deal-with-the-devil/

    The Devil Game(24:55) by mespegg

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4o8jp8/the_devils_game/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode Sixty-Five: One more for the Road

    Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. 

    Found the Bees(12:35) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/

    Where the Snow isn't Cold(16:45) by Blake L Patrick

    https://www.creepypasta.com/where-the-snow-isnt-cold/

    Why I don't Hike anymore(38:00) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44sm2q/why_i_dont_hike_anymore/

    The Woods are Black(50:10)

    Park Ranger Warning You to Stay Safe and to Leave Your Flashlight at Home(1:05:30) by julietechohotel

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fvmed/park_ranger_warning_you_to_stay_safe_and_leave/

    US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(1:21:25) by searchandrescuewoods

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 47 min
  • Episode Sixty-Four: ExtraTERRORestrial I

    Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED. 

    The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feuling

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks_the_Fields

    There's Something Alien in the Cemetery in Norwalk, CT(26:13) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/57bbvg/theres_something_alien_at_the_cemetery_in_norwalk/

    Gods in the Mountain(34:36) by ghosthunter4

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1y35uy/gods_in_the_mountain/

    Bits and Pieces(51:50) by Michael Whitehouse

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1odvzi/bits_pieces/

    The Legends of the Flatwoods Monster(57:35)


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 11 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…