Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode Eighty-Three: Feel the Schwartz Part One

    We're going BACK in time to the late 90's to visit the inspiration to all our childhood nightmare's with Alvin Schwartz's first volume and compilation effort. I'm here with someone who somewhat remembers this book from his past(A Bunch of Baby Ducks) and someone who was never wanted to horrify the shit out of himself as a child(Mr. SkellyBones). With our powers combined... we realize how incredibly dated some of these stories are and how our nostalgia is often just that: nostalgia. 

    A Pasta with Over-Used Cliches N Shit(19:18)

    https://trollpasta-archive.neocities.org/stories/A%20pasta%20with%20over-used%20cliches%20n%20shit

    A Creepy Midnight Chat(20:50)

    7 Corners(22:16)

    Skelletom World Green-Text(24:12)

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(25:16) by Alvin Schwartz


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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode Eighty-Two: Ghosts in the Machine

    Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps:

    Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00)

    Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridez

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pale_Luna

    Funnymouth(47:04) by Slimebeast

    https://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/FunnyMouth


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode Eighty-One: The South Pole Sucks

    Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add gas to the "south pole sucks" fire. 

    I Regret Ever Working in the South Pole(29:56) by SamMarduk

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2v5pzt/i_regret_ever_working_in_the_south_pole/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode Eighty: From Best Friends to Pen Pals

    Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real. 

    Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. 

    We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it. 

    Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultures

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    2 hr 47 min
  • Episode Seventy-Nine: ExtraTERRORestrial II: Dad's Spaghetti

    Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. 

    What the fuck, dude. 

    Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. 

    We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a changeling and his adoring family:

    There's Something Wrong with Dad(39:54) by Elias Witherow

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/41m4uk/theres_something_wrong_with_dad/


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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode Seventy-Eight: Still Not Afraid of Children or Clowns

    Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho:

    Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_you_awake/

    Pete the Moonshiner(47:16) by ovenfriend

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2eqa4x/pete_the_moonshiner/

    Kids in the Dark(54:34) by slimebeast

    http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/kids-in-the-dark/

    He Does Birthdays(1:06:47) by slimebeast

    http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/he-does-birthdays/

    You(1:30:53)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/you/

    Awake(1:34:19) by facade

    https://www.creepypasta.com/awake/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode Seventy-Seven: Around the World in 80 Minutes

    Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. 

    Hell House(13:17)

    Unit 232(20:17)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/unit-232/

    People are Disappearing in Northern Canada(27:02) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5cgvrh/people_are_disappearing_in_northern_canada/

    There's Something Dangerous Living near the Power Plant in Bridgeport, CT(31:51) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/55952s/theres_something_dangerous_living_near_the_power/

    The Dyatlov Pass Incident: TRUE(38:10)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/the-dylatov-pass-incident/

    At the Lake(40:40)

    The Devil's Hole(44:04) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5mfefj/devils_hole/

    Something Huge is going on in China Right Now(49:09) by ljvjxvo897r3

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1xirge/re_something_huge_going_on_in_china_right_now/

    The Man at the Fork(56:16)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Man_at_the_Fork

    The Boiler Room(59:26)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Boiler_Room

    The Cage of Seoul(1:01:22)

    The Last Words of an Explorer(1:02:58)

    Harmony(1:11:20)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Harmony


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode Seventy-Six: The Colour Out of Cannibal Siren

    Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro:

    The Trawl(21:58) by iia

    Mr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonder

    http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Mr._Stringy

    Floyyd(1:01:20) by one page wonder

    http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Floyd


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode Seventy-Five: Time to Go to Beddy-Byes Part Two

    Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first. 

    Bedtime(23:05) by mike_rants

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode Seventy-Four: Wistfully Whistlin' Part Three

    Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective. 

    Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome. 

    Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride. 

    Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlers

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/300ql2/bills_account_of_the_whistlers_part_1/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 50 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…