Lotsa Pasta

Happy Halloween, fuckers. To start the new season off with a kick in the dick, we're starting what is SUPPOSEDLY one of the best CreepyPastas ever written. I'm here with Django, he chose this one. So, if it sucks, blame it on him. We talk with Harold Heavy Hands for a little about Video Games and Feng Min. Have a happy holiday filled with much terror!

Borrasca(29:07) by CK Walker

https://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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First episode post ONE-HUNDO and we've already got a newbie! Seems like we've attracted demonic attention this time around, because joining Deputy Dewey and I in a damnable EP is Lanky Lucifer. I already know he likes breakfast food, so he should be fine with a heaping of TOST to start things off!

Nonexistence(21:00)

https://www.creepypasta.com/nonexistance/

Leon Czolgosz(23:56)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Leon_Czolgosz

The Real Monsters(27:59)

The Day Everything Clicked(30:14)

The Walmart Prophet(31:51)

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-wal-mart-toll/

Snuff Film(35:16)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Snuff_Film

Black Eyed Children(40:29)

https://creepypastafiles.fandom.com/wiki/Black-Eyed_Children

Black Eyed Kids in Kansas(47:30)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Black-Eyed_Kids_in_Kansas

Please Come(54:22)

https://www.creepypasta.com/please-come/

The Suicide King(59:08) by John

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Suicide_King

House of Mine(1:02:57)

Jinx(1:11:51)

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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We finally made it. Triple Digits. I don't know how much longer this ride is gonna be, but we ain't getting off any time soon. UNLESS I DIE. But DO Captains ever TRULY die? Sure. 

Today we read a momentous story for a momentous occasion. It's about a dumb college kid with his N64, buying shit from weird individuals that don't even look like they're having a garage sale, and how THAT can ruin your life. It's also about how shitty Majora's Mask is. lol

Ben Drowned(22:25) by jadusable

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/BEN_Drowned

Also, stick around after the story for a quick 100 episode recap and talk about the show and how far we've come with everyone!

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Harold Heavy Hands is back and it looks like he's taking a page out of Terry the Tickler's book because this man makes more off-stage noises than a circus in Tennessee. One noise he can't make? Baby noises. And that's where Captain Death comes in, speaking in tongues like an infant orphanage in the Balkans. Believe me, this is relevant, just read the title of the first story. 

A Man Brought My Family Kool-Aid, and I Think My Wife just Killed Our Baby(32:14)

The Long List(1:08:36) by SoWrongKoolAid

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uddd7/a_man_brought_my_family_koolaid_and_i_think_my/

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Cannibal Siren is back for more monster-fucking, but THIS TIME, we're actually reading a story about monster-fucking instead of just talking about it, you Shape of Water-Lovers out there. You like ghosts? You ever sleep with one before? You haven't? That'd be one freaky-ghost-bed. 

So, yeah... I've been Intimate with a Ghost(29:22) by Red_Grin

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1h06c1/so_yeahive_been_intimate_with_a_ghost/

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Punxsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are back to take a Cleveland steamer on my chest. Metaphorically, I mean. We talk for a GOOD, long while about The Walking Dead and a game I made up before jumping into this story, so if you wanna skip the small-talk, be sure to check the timecode below! This story is about a man who takes a shit. A shit he will soon never forget. 

The Scariest Shit I’ve Ever Taken/Seen(1:05:47)

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CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Spum & Kumm are back and ready for more TOST and I'm not talking about breakfast. The Other Side is a -now- non-existent tumblr that use to collect short and creepy stories from all over the internet. This isn't the first time we've read them, it's not even the fifth time we've read them. I've lost count. Everyone loves TOST! 

Don’t Look Behind You(10:28) by FreeGee

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Don%27t_Look_Behind_You

You are Not the One(12:46)

The Good Ghost(15:24)

Recycled(16:59)

Piggy-Back(18:37)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Piggyback

Children on the Bus(20:25)

In the Underground(22:27)

To My Regret(25:05)

On a Rainy Day(28:14)

The Seven Steps(29:18)

This Time(31:52)

The Chance(34:29)

Miasma(37:24)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Miasma

Thomas’ Reflection(39:19)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas%27s_Reflection 

The Long Detour(40:47) by Ultra

https://www.creepypasta.com/a-long-detour/

Eternal Dream(42:50)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Dream

Don’t Open Your Eyes(44:00)

https://www.creepypasta.com/dont-open-your-eyes/

Happy Thirty-Third Birthday(45:54)

https://www.creepypasta.com/happy-thirty-third-birthday/

The Toolbox(47:33)

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-toolbox/

Olfactory(48:35)

https://www.creepypasta.com/olfactory/

Now, What Was I Doing?(50:18)

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Tom Bongabadil only appears when we need him the most. Think dank thoughts, only then may Tom spread his wings. He's here to experiment on some new shit. Not Hot but Spicy Forums have provided us with two previous cool episodes featuring guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks, but this is the first time we read NHBS with someone else. I hope Ducks doesn't mind; lest we incur their WRATH. 

Drain Lady (8:44) by Kendrick

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-drain-lady/

The Patch 30:57

Rotting Meat 48:02

Intruders 59:43

Telephone Man 1:06:35

Ghostly Phone Sex 1:13:05

Sealed Window 1:15:23

Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

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Thank you!

"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Tenron Otrin is here to talk about his slendy-daddy; And i'm not talking biologically. Yes, the kinky way. Slenderman is a spook-daddy to a lot of us here at Lotsa Pasta. Slenderman is probably a spook-daddy to many. In fact, if you're listening to this, he's probably already left his impression on you, I assume. We don't talk about the movie on this one, but you can bet your sweet bippy that Tenron and I have some not-so-delicate words about that "film." I put "film" in quotations because that WAS NOT a movie. I'm... so disappointed. 

Knock in the Night(30:52) by MoonBabyx

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ak76o/knock_in_the_night/

What Lurks in the Back Woods(42:01)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/50tfh4/what_lurks_in_the_backwoods/

The Thing in the Yard(59:15)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4ijwv9/the_thing_in_the_yard/

NeedleTeeth(1:17:05) by atbest

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2w42v7/needleteeth/

Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

Follow: @cryo-chamber

Thank you!

"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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Frowns is back to figure out how to adopt a child. He's interested in getting a little Asian at some point and speaking in a terrible accent its entire life so they grow up with the wrong impression of how to communicate with others. It's a different attempt at perpetuating a stereotype, I will admit. 

Anywho, I hope you've listened to Episode Eighty-Eight, or else you're gonna be mighty confused. 

Confused like a little Asian kid who's been raised wrong their entire life. 

The Lucienne Twins(13:13) by LeoDuhVinci

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/22m801/the_lucienne_twins/

Check out our episodes on Youtube!

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

Follow: @cryo-chamber

Thank you!

"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners