Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode One Hundred Twenty-Two: New Passenger, New Baggage

    I’ve spent a lot of time on the streets. You might say, I’ve been a bit of a street rat for most of my life. Let me raise that up a notch and introduce you to the new guest, and woman, who eats street rats for breakfast: Alley Cat. She’s joining Frowns McBooHoo(back from a short hiatus) and I(your Captain) on this short journey through space and time and troll pastas and we wish we didn’t read the troll pastas, but we always read the troll pastas, WHY DO WE READ TROLL PASTAS? 

    I am currently sitting locked in a resort room in the Dominican Republic. Right after I hit submit, here, my wife and I will attempt to run. And I really hope this goes through(27:07) by inaaace

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3tgi8x/i_am_currently_sitting_locked_in_a_resort_room_in/

    The Perks of Working in a Funeral Home(52:37) by Max Lobdell

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/59uyfw/the_perks_of_working_in_a_funeral_home/

    A Random Encounter(1:04:36)

    https://trollpasta.miraheze.org/wiki/A_Random_Encounter

    A Game of Chess(1:10:42)

    https://trollpasta.com/wiki/A_Game_of_Chess

    A Walk in the Park(1:16:58)

    https://trollpasta.com/wiki/A_walk_in_the_park


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode One Hundred Twenty-One: Same Old, Same Bold

    Hark, who goes there? Ah, it is you, brother! Where hath thou found thyself, old man, Scutch MacGee? I’m done talking like that, but we’re not done talking as Scutch comes back for another episode of fun discussions and short BRUTAL scary stories. I’d say, above all his other episodes, these hurt the most. Misdirection is the name of the game, and it is unforgiving. This is not going to go how you expect it to. 

    Fireflies(37:10) by Dyvyant

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/sd09t/fireflies/

    Illumination(51:07) by Dyvyant

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soqyz/fireflies_illumination/

    Making Faces(1:10:06) by Max Lobdell

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/553gb2/making_faces/

    Autopilot(1:22:42) by skarjo

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode One Hundred Twenty: What IS ABCs? Part Two

    WHEREAMI? No, really, where am I? Have we figured out what’s going on? Absolutely not. Are we getting closer? Absolutely. In this part 2 of the ABCs series, WHEREAMI? and yours truly get a few more inches deeper into this mystery. We’re being introduced to flashbacks and revelations we didn’t see coming, so we’re tossing all sorts of theories out there. The only problem is, we’re starting to feel a bit like sinking in quicksand, I hope something pulls this all together in the end! HERE’S TO HOPING! Gin-gin. 

    G is for Gremlin(14:38)

    H is for Humorous(33:30)

    I is for Inn(54:24)

    J is for Junior(1:11:33)

    K is for Keg(1:24:28)

    L is for Limbs(1:55:38)

    by Nicmccool

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nicmccool/comments/208bk7/gremlin/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2 hr 20 min
  • Episode One Hundred Nineteen: DIE-OH-NAY-AH!

    Wake up, wake up, boys and girls, the cock-a-doodle-doo of a new guest is here to bring some much needed knowledge to the podcast. Mark Rooster watches horror movies more than I do and talks about them on his own website under the pseudonym Clyde Burrows for http://how-many-beers.blogspot.com and I can’t recommend it enough. He has such a well-attuned taste for the genre that I know he’s going to fit in RIGHT AT HOME here at Lotsa Pasta! On today’s episode, I’m bringing Mark Rooster in with one of my favorite viral spooks of all time… 

    Dionaea House(36:53) by Eric Heisserer

    https://www.creepypasta.com/the-dionaea-house/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode One Hundred Eighteen: Math Addiction

    High School was crazy. I’ve had the pleasure of growing up with a majority of the people on this podcast and one of the most nostalgic is definitely Doctor Enkenstein. He and I have had more than a handful of crazy and terrible experiences with one another and by ourselves when we were younger; so much so, that whenever we hang out and start doing totally legal things with one another, it’s all we can talk about. Remember that time? Oh, I member. We talk for a good while about being kids and having sex and our drunken antics and then we read a story about the scariest thing of all: Math. 

    Eighth Grade Math(44:46) by forever_king

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/zx5up/8th_grade_math/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode One Hundred Seventeen: LEFT-RIGHT-B-A Part Five

    COUNTRY ROAD. TAKE ME HOME. TO THE PLACE. I BELOOOO—Woah. Tenron, what’s that in the distance? Is that The End? It must be, we’ve been doing this for so god damn long. It makes sense that we’ve finally made it here. This has been, by far, one of the best stories we’ve ever read on the show. If you’ve had the pleasure to join us for all 5 parts, you’ll no doubt agree with us that this has been both a wild and crazy ride. Join Tenron Otrin and I for the final leg of our journey, on the road, with the last two parts of… 

    Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(19:42) by Neon Tempo

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7asz8x/has_anyone_heard_of_the_leftright_game_part_1/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2 hr 43 min
  • Episode One Hundred Sixteen: What IS ABCs? Part One

    WHEREAMI? Is back and we’re starting a series. I KNOW, LEFT RIGHT GAME ISN’T EVEN DONE YET AND WE’RE STARTING ANOTHER ONE. This is interesting. It seems like the town in question to most of these stories has a lot going on. There’s a weird dude and a lot of damaged people and my guest and I aren’t sure which way this is gonna go; but we like it. 

    A is for Alzheimers(15:04)

    B is for Break-In(23:35)

    C is for Cremation(28:12)

    D is for Dog House(43:27)

    E is for Ezekiel(56:47)

    F is for Feed(1:15:06)

    by Nicmccool

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1z6m6s/alzheimers/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode One Hundred Fifteen: Swiss Cheese

    We’ve got a new guest on the show today, folks. He’s coming to us all the way from Philadelphia and he’s brought his own alcohol! We’re a little twisted, but what’s more twisted than us is this fucking story we read. It is easily one of the best stories we’ve read on the podcast, so buckle in with a nice bottle of Donkey-Elbow and butter yourself up for some twists and turns. 

    Plot Holes(31:58) by omegaokami

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/16318f/plot_holes/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode One Hundred Fourteen: LEFT-RIGHT-B-A Part Four

    MOVING RIGHT ALONG, IN SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS, WITH GOOD FRIENDS YOU CAN’T LO-Wait- Where’s Tenron? He was just here a few minutes ago..Oh, he’s just giving the gurken a jerkin to some of those hot Asian models he follows on IG. Sweet guy, he means well, he really does. It’s just hard to be on this road trip with him when neither of us have any clue where this is going. Much like time, the road waits for no one. 

    Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(20:00) by Neon Tempo

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7asz8x/has_anyone_heard_of_the_leftright_game_part_1/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2 hr 16 min
  • Episode One Hundred Thirteen: Hail to the King

    Guess who’s here to grace us with his fucking presence? It’s the transient Transylvanian himself, Disco Dracula. Just like any other Disco Dee Episode, we start off with something stereotypical before diving into some truly meaty shit. And today’s episode is a FEAST, featuring another Disney Nosleep story before we thank the King of Horror himself, by reading one of his best short stories to date. 

    Working at Disney(38:47) by BLEETCH1994

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/25be39/working_at_disney/

    The Jaunt(1:04:10) by Stephen King


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!


    "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2 hr 7 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…