Lotsa Pasta

This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really trying to use my noise cancelling headphones to their utmost of mystical powers. It’s not working. This story is fun, though. It’s fun getting into trouble. 

I found a Cell Phone on a Train and now I think I might be in Trouble(24:45) by weaveroftales

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1hx1az/i_found_a_cellphone_on_the_train_and_now_i_think/

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Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m not going to say that I’m disappointed just yet; but we’re fucking getting there. Welcome to Spire in the Woods-meandering the episode. 

Spire in the Woods(14:51) by Toni Lunedi

https://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-Woods

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You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?” 

Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely recommend all of Doctor Enkenstein’s stories, so be sure to check out his other two episodes if you haven’t already. 

Thank you for Visiting Jack-In-The-Box(21:33) by donworrryboutit

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1bflou/thank_you_for_visiting_jack_in_the_box/

We don’t talk about Sarah(30:39) by bellemaus

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/j3d7h/we_dont_talk_about_sarah/

She’s in the House. Find her(37:52) by heehawshofar

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2j63x0/shes_in_the_house_find_her/

Someone is pretending to be MY WIFE(51:28) by psycho_alpaca

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/467vnp/someones_pretending_to_be_my_wife/

My Ex wouldn’t stop Texting Me(59:26) by sleephollow_101

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3m7y0u/my_ex_wouldnt_stop_texting_me/

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To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want.

One of the worst episodes of all time. 

Reading one of the worst stories of all time. 

Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction.

No. This has nothing to do with our show. 

Enjoy.

My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbie

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal

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Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend wouldn’t sleep with me. Should’ve put out more, honestly, hon. Tune in to hear the harrowing tale of awkward boners and disappointed fathers: 

Spire in the Woods(23:29) by Tony Lunedi

https://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-Woods

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Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else fails, join a D&D group.  

My best friend texted me during a school lockdown(45:26) by lindsey4448

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4tcxzu/my_best_friend_texted_me_during_a_school_lockdown/

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Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want? 

Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but your life drain away before your eyes as we lumber onward toward our inevitable demises! 

This story is about a guy who gets an email. It ruins his life. Enough said! 

My Life was Ruined because of an Email I never should have Received(10:37) by stillrunning__

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2dvz7d/my_life_was_ruined_because_of_an_email_i_should/

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This story is TANTALIZING. It’s like a fresh cup of water when you’ve been stuck in a desert all year, next to the sun, and the only thing you have to read is BORRASCA and it’s DISAPPOINTING. This is the opposite of disappointing. I can see now why people had been recommending it for a couple years. This story deserves the love it’s been given, it deserves the appreciation of reddit’s base. Frankly, I’m proud that something like this has broken through the internet and gone on to become something more. Something for us all to be excited about. But more on that later. Settle in with Tenron and I as we embark on yet another journey. Except, this one doesn’t end on the road, this one begins and ends with the spire. 

Spire in the Woods(44:48) by Tony Lunedi

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Like all good things in life, everything ends. And just like all BAD things in life, sometimes they end for a reason. Well, what about problematic things? If you’ve been listening this long, you know they linger. Today, Django Phillips and I are going to finish our journey to Mt.Doom, I mean, the baby mill, and put an end to this once and for all. Seriously, if there is a part VI, I don’t know what I’d do. I mean, I’d probably read it. But let’s just put a cork in it while we’re ahead. MOVING ON. The epic conclusion of Borrasca happens today, so let’s end this era and come of age, already. 

Borrasca(28:38) by CK Walker

https://ck-walker.com/borrasca-v/

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Terry the Tickler and Harold Heavy Hands aren’t here for long but we just finished seeing a movie we felt the need to talk about. 

And then I remembered there had been like 13 other movies we should ALSO talk about. 

And then the episode just kind of became “Let’s talk about horror movies.” 

Midsommar(32:38)

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