I was so zoned out and twisted in Cali this last weekend that I didn’t post this episode on time. This also benefits this episode because WhereAmI? And I are conveniently twisted during this entire recording. This is another text-book-twisted episode with WhereAmI? And we read several stories, some more relevant than others. This one is for the fans and friends who need a pick-me-up this holiday season. Thanks for listening and thanks for being so patient with me as I go through some personal shit, everyone!

Walking Outside the House(21:41)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Walking_Outside_the_House

Crunched Up Paper House(33:58) by ullahshy

https://www.creepypasta.com/crunched-paper-house/

Edith’s Memory(45:02) by creepycarbs

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/13r85f/ediths_memory/

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Tis the season to be spooky, right folks? Comic-Con was dope, Gnarly Charlie got married -bless his soul-, I’m flying out to California this week to go to Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood, the finale of Spire in the Woods is going to come out the week of Halloween, Tenron Otrin and I are going to release the first LP’s on the Youtube:: It’s one hell of a season! I hope everyone is having a fun-filled October like me, so sit back and enjoy another episode of Tenron and I trying to figure out the point of this series. 

Spire in the Woods(10:37) by Toni Lunedi

https://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-Woods

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You wanna hear us talk about movies? Good. The last one was well-reviewed and got a lotta hits, so here we are doing another one. Mark Rooster and I are back to talk about Rob Zombie’s new film THREE FROM HELL - but we also hop along the board. We talk about Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil’s Rejects as well. We also give special credence to the Mahoning Drive-in, where credit is due. We talk about our times watching Popcorn, Cutting Class, Suspiria, Hausu, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Demons, Jurassic Park, and JAWS! BIG BOARD. LOTS OF HORROR. GOOD TALK. 

RIP SID HAIG.

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This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really trying to use my noise cancelling headphones to their utmost of mystical powers. It’s not working. This story is fun, though. It’s fun getting into trouble. 

I found a Cell Phone on a Train and now I think I might be in Trouble(24:45) by weaveroftales

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1hx1az/i_found_a_cellphone_on_the_train_and_now_i_think/

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Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m not going to say that I’m disappointed just yet; but we’re fucking getting there. Welcome to Spire in the Woods-meandering the episode. 

Spire in the Woods(14:51) by Toni Lunedi

https://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-Woods

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You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?” 

Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely recommend all of Doctor Enkenstein’s stories, so be sure to check out his other two episodes if you haven’t already. 

Thank you for Visiting Jack-In-The-Box(21:33) by donworrryboutit

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1bflou/thank_you_for_visiting_jack_in_the_box/

We don’t talk about Sarah(30:39) by bellemaus

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/j3d7h/we_dont_talk_about_sarah/

She’s in the House. Find her(37:52) by heehawshofar

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2j63x0/shes_in_the_house_find_her/

Someone is pretending to be MY WIFE(51:28) by psycho_alpaca

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/467vnp/someones_pretending_to_be_my_wife/

My Ex wouldn’t stop Texting Me(59:26) by sleephollow_101

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3m7y0u/my_ex_wouldnt_stop_texting_me/

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To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want.

One of the worst episodes of all time. 

Reading one of the worst stories of all time. 

Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction.

No. This has nothing to do with our show. 

Enjoy.

My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbie

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal

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Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend wouldn’t sleep with me. Should’ve put out more, honestly, hon. Tune in to hear the harrowing tale of awkward boners and disappointed fathers: 

Spire in the Woods(23:29) by Tony Lunedi

https://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-Woods

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Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else fails, join a D&D group.  

My best friend texted me during a school lockdown(45:26) by lindsey4448

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4tcxzu/my_best_friend_texted_me_during_a_school_lockdown/

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You like someone on the show, BUY THEIR FACE! 

You like the show? BUY THE SHIRT!

Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want? 

Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but your life drain away before your eyes as we lumber onward toward our inevitable demises! 

This story is about a guy who gets an email. It ruins his life. Enough said! 

My Life was Ruined because of an Email I never should have Received(10:37) by stillrunning__

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2dvz7d/my_life_was_ruined_because_of_an_email_i_should/

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