Lotsa Pasta

No, not literally, figuratively! Curiosity is a killer of many things, not just small felines. Listen here, folks, we got a guy who has some stories to tell and each of them is about learning something after the fact, and somewhat wishing you hadn’t learned what you just did. TALK ABOUT HINDSIGHT. WhereAmI? Is here with me, to break down these mysteries, much like we did in his last series BUT HOPEFULLY BETTER, AMIRITE. Let’s dive in and get curiouser and curiouser. 

A Curious Mind is a Terrible Curse(21:31)

Gurgles & Bugman(40:18)

Reality is Creepier than Fiction(54:51)

Pranks(1:12:42)

Notes(1:26:47)

Patient Sigma(1:40:31)

Memories(1:54:36)

Cracks & Bones(2:14:43)

by WontThinkStraight

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Look at who is back so soon, it’s the one and only Cannibal Siren here to take me strolling back down memory lane. First we talk Pokemon, then we talk Stories to Read Alone at Night, and Unsettling Stories in that order. This is a bit of an old fashioned episode, but it’s a welcome return compared to some of our long boy episodes. Always happy to see Siren again, but she needs to stop making me ugly laugh during the show, it’s not very becoming of Death. 

Notes on a Story(41:35)

Good Walt(56:01)

Joshua(1:15:07)

by OnePageWonder

http://www.storiestoreadaloneatnight.com

Fireflies (1:40:10)

There’s Something Wrong with my Parrot  (1:51:43)

by Max Lobdell

https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/11/03/fireflies/

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Finally. We see the end. This has been some crazy adventure, hasn’t it? It’s Frowns’ longest series yet, at 3 episodes long. Let’s all give him an invisible and unheard round of applause. Great. Now that that’s over with, let’s get through this shortie. We’re back with Pops, Satan, Ms. Hatchetface, and FrankenTeddy. They’re trying to save Sarah from the Eldritch Netherworld because WHAT A TWIST, she’s half Eldritch-Old-Being. What a twist! Let’s see how this shit ends: 

What Happens When You Write to Satan Instead of Santa(17:57) by lifeisstrangemetoo

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OUR LONGEST EPISODE YET!
Outta nowhere, teleporting in from North Eastern PA, Gnarly Charlie is here with me today to do a talkshow episode(No stories will be read) but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some awesome topics to cover! In order, we talk about:

Corona Virus, Quarantine, & Cure,

Video Games: DOOM & Resident Evil(mostly), 

Conspiracy Theories BIG & smol, 

and ALEX JONES. 

If you’ve ever been interested in hearing us talk about this stuff or hear our thoughts on things, this is going to be a big episode for you. 

This is definitely a FOOD FOR THOUGHT episode. 

Stay vigilant, stay safe, stay secure out there, folks! 

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Happy 4/20/2020 everyone. It’s been a pretty shitty month. I’ve also been pretty high all month. So you win some, you lose some, I’d say. I’d also say you’re in for a short little funny episode today with me and my brothers: Spum and Kumm. You saw the title, you know what we’re doing. Forewarning, most of this is bullshit.
But it’s fun bullshit :: Not Hot But Spicy Style. 

Rough Lobster - The Three(16:44)

Bacon Butts(25:41)

Coronatae(28:51)

An Enormous Boner(43:02)

Ecstatic Egg(51:16)

Cheesebread(55:43)

Koala’s March - Imaginary(1:02:47)

RAH!(1:10:06)

Serious Drinker(1:12:51)

Super Neat Toy(1:15:10)

GET TO DE CHOPPA(1:19:01)

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Welcome to the story that never ends. I don’t know if we’re ever going to do a Christmas episode again. We’ll have 24 before this series ends. I’m here with Frowns McBooHoo continuing the adventure of nameless father protagonist and his daughter Sarah as they deal with parenting, demons, and Satan himself. On today’s episode, we find our heroes reaching the end of their sanity but not the end of the story. No, never that. Instead we get another punch to the dick as this story continues to unfold and bring in more characters as well as reasons to continue. Enjoy!

What Happens When Your Write to Satan Instead of Santa - Continued (22:09) by lifeisstrangemetoo

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We recorded this one a couple months ago cause we were bored and had time. In between then and now SO MUCH HAS CHANGED. The world is ending, everyone is sick, global economic disaster on the horizon, boomers blaming everyone else, zoomers riding this shit out, with us millennials stuck in the middle just kinda ignoring everything. Wait.. so… nothing has changed after all? Anyways, here’s a fun little episode with Tenron and I just kinda shooting the shit and reading something simple. Refrigerator in the Woods(29:39) by Zachary Townsendhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/27puor/refrigerator_in_the_woods/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on iTunes/GooglePlay/Spotify/ and www.soundcloud.com/Lotsa-Pasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

I hope everyone is having a nice new year so far. We have some updates to start the episode and then one solid story throughout the entire episode. This is the story of a girl — who complained about life so much she got haunted as fuck. I know, it’s not how you expected me to finish that sentence. But hey, let’s keep it our little secret. It is, just you and me, after all. Let’s call it a date. 

When you Wish Upon a Star(22:44) by notwhatiwishedfor

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Merry Christmas, everyone! Heading into the New Year is going to start tough, but life comes first, right? More on that later. Let’s just enjoy the holiday break while we have it. Grab your yuletide logs and crumble that mistletoe in that holly jolly bowl and have a very merry hit to the dome. Frowns is back soon because we know he is - duh - it’s Christmas. He’s here singing ho ho ho to all the hoe hoe hoes, including you and yours - this holiday season. So, hoopty doop and hickory dock, time to suck that Christmas cock. 

What happens when you write to Satan instead of Santa(20:58) by lifeisstrangemetoo

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This is it, the final part. The culmination point. The peak, so to speak. It ends well, not to spoil it for you entirely, but this has been a wonderful read between myself and Cannibal Siren so I have to give it the respect it deserves immediately. It may not answer every question, it may not be super surprising or ultimately compelling, but it’s better than lackluster, in my opinion. Let me know what you think! 

My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(18:39) by thecoldpeople

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