We recorded this one a couple months ago cause we were bored and had time. In between then and now SO MUCH HAS CHANGED. The world is ending, everyone is sick, global economic disaster on the horizon, boomers blaming everyone else, zoomers riding this shit out, with us millennials stuck in the middle just kinda ignoring everything. Wait.. so… nothing has changed after all? Anyways, here’s a fun little episode with Tenron and I just kinda shooting the shit and reading something simple. Refrigerator in the Woods(29:39) by Zachary Townsendhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/27puor/refrigerator_in_the_woods/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on iTunes/GooglePlay/Spotify/ and www.soundcloud.com/Lotsa-Pasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

I hope everyone is having a nice new year so far. We have some updates to start the episode and then one solid story throughout the entire episode. This is the story of a girl — who complained about life so much she got haunted as fuck. I know, it’s not how you expected me to finish that sentence. But hey, let’s keep it our little secret. It is, just you and me, after all. Let’s call it a date. 

When you Wish Upon a Star(22:44) by notwhatiwishedfor

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Merry Christmas, everyone! Heading into the New Year is going to start tough, but life comes first, right? More on that later. Let’s just enjoy the holiday break while we have it. Grab your yuletide logs and crumble that mistletoe in that holly jolly bowl and have a very merry hit to the dome. Frowns is back soon because we know he is - duh - it’s Christmas. He’s here singing ho ho ho to all the hoe hoe hoes, including you and yours - this holiday season. So, hoopty doop and hickory dock, time to suck that Christmas cock. 

What happens when you write to Satan instead of Santa(20:58) by lifeisstrangemetoo

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This is it, the final part. The culmination point. The peak, so to speak. It ends well, not to spoil it for you entirely, but this has been a wonderful read between myself and Cannibal Siren so I have to give it the respect it deserves immediately. It may not answer every question, it may not be super surprising or ultimately compelling, but it’s better than lackluster, in my opinion. Let me know what you think! 

My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(18:39) by thecoldpeople

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You didn’t think I was going to do a 3 year anniversary without Frowns, did you? Maybe you were hoping I would, but that’s too damn bad because he’s my best friend and even if his episodes are fucking messes, they’re still fun and still an integral part of this show. Tonight is a Twilight Zone of a story about alcoholism, isolation, and that cold-bitch WINTER. It’s not necessarily a Christmas episode, so allow us to skip the fanfare, a moment. Nestle up with your honey and some hot cocoa this winter, cause it’s bound to be a LONG and COLD one. 

Soft, White Damn(18:15) by M.J. Pack

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GUESS WHAT, FUCKERS - WE’RE ON SPOTIFY. 

DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHING FOR YA. 

Let’s head back home, this episode is too much. Some serious stuff is going on up at Pike’s Peak. I’m not too happy with some of the events that transpire, but Cannibal and I are along for the ride, unfortunately. Wait. No. Cannibal isn’t Cannibal. I’ve been tricked. I’ve got got. HALP. 

My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(14:49) by thecoldpeople

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Wow. Three years. I’m speechless. I mean, I’m not. The entire show has always been about how much I can talk and bullshit about anything, but I’m humbled by what this has become. I’ve met wonderful people and strengthened bonds with friends I never thought I’d see again. This show has been such a gift to me - but it’s also a lot of work. As we all know, the things we love are often worth the most work. Regardless, we’ve been doing this for three years. Here’s to the next three! 

The Rules and Playing the Game Seven Doors(19:44) by shortcakeslayer

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Cannibal Siren and I are going on a spooky adventure and you’re along for the ride, fuckers. We join two hapless suckers in the midst of their vacation before the big wedding day. They’ve decided to take a trip up to the mountains of Colorado for no reason at all whatsoever. Hilarity and spooks ensue. Bundle up in your warmest of parkas, grab your stickiest of bud buddies, and trundle your way through the tundra to join us on Lotsa Pasta.

My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(30:27) by thecoldpeople

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The Boys are back in town-Boys are back in town! I mean, we’re home, after all. The first half of this recording took place in California and the latter half took place back home in the lair. You can tell because the parts where we’re in California because we sound about 50% more stoned. We’re a little less stoned in Pennsylvania because LEGALITY and shit. The first hour is dedicated to Horror Nights and fun times in CA, so if you’re not into that — skip to the TOST below!

During the Night(1:06:50)

So They Say(1:12:04)

Grandpa Tim(1:13:04)

The Tundra(1:15:12)

Hi there, Sweetie(1:19:21)

A.M.(1:22:27)

The Feeling(1:23:22)

The Dirty Hat(1:24:51)

La Nuit(1:27:09)

Dark Corners(1:29:15)

A Traveler’s Nightmare(1:31:33) 

The Screamer Virus(1:33:03)

The Black Hand(1:35:21)

Birmingham, UK(1:40:54)

Psychic Ability(1:43:25)

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Before you even touch this finale, you better get over to our Youtube and check out the first episode of our Let’s Play series because if that shit doesn’t get enough views, I’m done. Lol I’ll never do another one. It’s too much work. This podcast is easy but that is something else. I can see why other people hire people to edit their stuff because it’s a lot. SO WATCH IT. 

Tenron joins me for another emotional ending here on Lotsa Pasta. He’s not too emotional about it but this ending really surprised me. I don’t want to spoil too much but I think I can say that we were both content with the ending and happy with where things ended. Which is NEW. I’ll remember this. Which always means a lot. 

Spire in the Woods(32:30) by Toni Lunedi

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