Lotsa Pasta

This is our last newbie of the 100 class; DSL Daisy is here to bring us home to our final episodes before the big 2-0h-0h. I love being able to introduce another woman on the show, specifically someone I know would be a good fit for LP, and Daisy is no exception. We bring her in with a little fanfare and pageantry before diving into a wonderful story, so be sure to keep an eye on Daisy’s episodes on the show in the future. She’s sure to be back for more!

My Brother Died When I Was a Child. He Kept Talking. I Think People should Know What He Said(44:14) by TheEmporersFinest

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3f3te1/my_brother_died_when_i_was_a_child_he_kept/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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Look, fat, look. You made it through part one and you have no reason to NOT listen to part two. Unless of course you do, more power to you. And by that I mean, more power to US. This is part two of the Florida Fiasco with the Big Boyz. You heard it here second, folks, we’re back telling more stupid inclusive jokes and reminiscing the good times before reading MORE stories about spooky Disney shit. Is it scary? I don’t know! That’s subjective. Just like Tom Hardy’s performance as Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. 

The Time I Broke into Disney(33:23) by iratescientist

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/43bqb4/the_time_i_broke_into_disney/

Not All Creatures at Disney World are Animatronic(1:05:59) by DomtheCreator14

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2zja8t/not_all_creatures_at_disney_world_are_animatronic/

I was an Under-Cover Security Officer at Walt Disney World; I Found Their Darkest Secret(1:25:46) by mrviolin

https://www.reddit.com/r/eyethespyzone/comments/9kg9hs/i_was_an_undercover_security_officer_at_walt/

I Work at Disney; Stay Away from the Haunted Mansion(1:52:25) by DisneyThrowawayy

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ei57p/i_work_at_disney_stay_away_from_the_haunted/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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Live with a Hispanic Neighboring Room Audience, from Orlando, Florida, LOOOOoooootsaaaaa PASTAaaaaa! And here comes our host, Captain Death! 
Hey, Everyone! Thank you so much for joining us tonight. I’m very excited to be here with my boys in Florida, being fat and riding rides and being too fat TO ride rides - *cue laugh track.* 
We’ve certainly been keeping ourselves busy, and by that I mean, EATING - heyyooo. 
We’re gonna tell some jokes, tell some stories, read some stories, and it’ll all remind you of Tom Hardy when he played Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. 

River Country Film(49:52)

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-river-country-film/

The Costume(1:09:57)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Costume

Why I’ll Never Work Security at Disney World Again(1:28:49) by DisneySecurity

https://www.creepypasta.com/why-ill-never-work-security-at-disney-world-again/

The Disneyland Suicide Pact(1:46:38) by Derek Walker

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-disneyland-suicide-pact/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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***RIP Headphones users***
The supreme leader of sitting is back. The liege or leisure. The host of heineys. It is the Sofa King. He joins me today for a smattering of strange. A charcuterie of creeps. Hor d’oeuvres of horror. It’s Lotsa Pasta. We’re doing a classic episode where we hop around the three spaghettis of spooks: Creepypasta, Reddit NoSleep, and Unsettling Stories. I hope you’re ready for all this weird shit. Cause we’re gonna go off in many directions to the point where nothing matters anymore. Have fun!

The Cat(19:19) by Tiololo

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cat

A Strange Village(56:22) by Akuma

https://www.creepypasta.com/a-strange-village/

All the Swans are Gone(1:10:19)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ir7tr/all_the_swans_are_gone/

Somethings are Better Left Unsaid(1:24:47) by DinosaurTheFrog

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/v2bdz/some_things_are_better_left_unsaid/

A Gifted Chef(1:39:36) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6bipcs/a_gifted_chef/

He Went Ahead(1:55:16) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/45gwng/he_went_ahead/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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Look who it is! He’s not dead yet! Scutch MacGee is back to help me dive into one of Creepypasta’s more eccentric model boys: Laughing Jack. I had only seen pictures of Laughing Jack previous to today’s story and I had never known where he came from but here he is to spice up the night with Scutch and I. There are three things I’d like to confirm: One. Scutch still thinks he’s an old man. Two. He is scared more than ever that someone(his kids) are gonna kill him. Three. He hopes to god his kids stop talking to voices he can’t hear. 

My Son’s “Imaginary” Friend(40:53) by Intyze

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1m9uv8/my_sons_imaginary_friend/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

What’s that in your eye, WhereAmI? Is that a tear? Or is that bacon grease? Let’s find out! Today on Lotsa Pasta we’re reading a story about control, about consumption, about corruption, and about counselors from hell. What better motivator to lose some weight than torture and post traumatic stress disorder? Who knew?! Jenny Craig? I think not. Don’t feel too bad about yourselves, dear listeners, we love you just the way you are: One heaping serving of Pasta after the other. Join WhereAmI? And I on our journey to the adolescent unfortunate underbelly of all dieting techniques ever witnessed. Maybe we’ll gain something. Er-Lose something? 

Fat Camp(16:47) by Pippinacious

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4w5kgr/fat_camp/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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We’re back for the conclusion of the thrilling Doppel-Gangbang. I mean, no actual gangbanging has happened yet, but Cannibal Siren thinks we may be in for some good shit. Some Doppel-Snatch, indeed. I mean, I think it’s going to be good shit either way, mostly because I’ve read it already and I want you to enjoy this story and I’m writing it after the fact. It’s good! Don’t worry! But is there monster-fucking? I’ll let you figure that out for yourselves. 

We meet back up with our boys, headed to the OP’s Mom’s house. Our gay protags have found themselves in a bit of a pickle. Not a gay pickle, mind you, but like a supernatural pickle. It’s more like a stalking, freaky, looks like my husband-pickle. 
And I’m eating it up - no homo. 

That wasn’t my Husband who Slept Next to Me Last Night(24:33) by TorontoScared1

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2byus8/that_wasnt_my_husband_who_slept_next_to_me_last/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

She heard the call. I mean. She heard someone was talking shit. So she’s back. It’s Cannibal Siren for her quarterly check-up. Are you safe from her? I think not. You just got diagnosed with the Siren’s Song. Let’s get weird. On this episode we discuss D&D, our History together, and some good ol’ gay love. But this isn’t regular gay love. This is some monster-fucking gay love. Doppelgänger’s-gang-banging, indeed. Let’s get to the bottom of this, shall we? HMM? Or shall we start from the TOP? HMM? Is this where the homosexual puns end? HMM? Absolutely not. Don’t tell Frowns. That wasn’t my Husband who Slept Next to Me Last Night(51:12) by TorontoScared1https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2byus8/that_wasnt_my_husband_who_slept_next_to_me_last/Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Tenron is back for his part two and we’re cutting right through the  bullshit. Well, not really. We do talk for 20 minutes about random shit first. THEN - we continue the story. We want to know what’s going on with Jack, right? Who broke his leg? Is he gonna be okay? Is Marlboro going to tell any more of the story? Well, I have the answers to all of this because I’ve edited the episode but you don’t know! You don’t understand! All I got to say is DARK GODS, SPENCER MIDDLETON, SUBJECTIVITY, and NOT REALLY? AND HOW! 

Let’s get into this shit. 

Tales from a Gas Station(27:50) by Jack Townsend

https://www.gasstationjack.com/home

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Is this story series gonna be any good? 

“Well, let’s find out.” 
Thanks, Lando! 
Tenron is back and we’re talking some shitty Star Wars memes before we get into what is bound to be a fun little series that we may or may not snowball into a larger effort later. If you are familiar with this series, you know there is a LOT of material here. Multiple parts in the same universe, all being told by the eponymous Jack or otherwise. We don’t know. We haven’t gotten there yet. But if this is good, we just might! IF YOU LIKE THIS, LET US KNOW!

Tales from a Gas Station(23:32) by Jack Townsend

https://www.gasstationjack.com/home

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Thank you!

"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”