Lotsa Pasta

What have I done. What have I stooped to. This is rhetorical because not only do I hate Christmas but I hate it enough to relinquish the reins of my show to Frowns McBooHoo for an episode to avoid the humbuggery of the evening. Let’s see if we can get through this in one piece. If so, I’ll see you on the other side in a much brighter, and less shitty, 2021. Holla. 

The Perfectly Behaved Boy(16:00) by Thomas O

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-perfectly-behaved-boy-a-dark-christmas-tale/

Better Watch Out, Better Not Cry(52:10) by jameson curnick

https://www.creepypasta.com/better-watch-out-better-not-cry/

The Elf on the Shelf(1:21:41) by the vesper's bell

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf/

Santa’s Other Workshop(1:40:54)
by KillaHawke1

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Other_Workshop

Santa Claws(2:03:44) by Murmos Changer

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claws

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Merry Christmas, Tenron. Too bad we’re stuck at work, right? This is a drag. I wish I could be at home takin’ a drag, you know what I mean? I’d Ru Paul the shit out of some kush rn, yanno. Roast my chestnuts on an open fire, yanno. Open some presents, to myself. But NO. We’re stuck here at this GOD DAMN gas station again, and who is that at our door? Let’s find out.

Merry Christmas from the Gas Station(32:06) by Jack Townsend

https://www.gasstationjack.com/home

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Would ya look at that - the family is back in time for the holidays. How sweet! I mean, spicy! Right, cause today we’re reading more of the NHBS Forum to share in those remedial short story spooks people all around the world have been submitting for years. It’s interesting stuff, but you know, it’s not TOO interesting. It ain’t hot - after all. It’s just spicy. Dig in. 

Dead cat(23:35)

Clown shoe(33:59)
Muppets(44:02)
Kiran(52:38)

Aqwerdsilence(59:31)

Ceramicpig(1:05:17)
Inexistant Class Trip(1:11:48)

The Grey Man of Ben Macdui(1:16:48)

The Second Floor of Doom(1:23:46)

A Sleepy Budgie(1:27:32)

Catsformissiles(1:29:32)

Doodles McIdiot(1:31:40)

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It’s been too long since we’ve seen the Doctor and it shows. I need a check-up, Doc, I got a problem. Well, you see. I might be insane. MIGHT be. I’m not sure. You see, there’s this horse-thing going around snatching people up and dragging them down into the sewers like Pennywise. What? No, I’m not currently taking any medication. You want to recommend me some? I’m all for it! 

The Molendinar Burn(10:11) by Michael Paige

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-molendinar-burn/

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Harold had always wanted to do an episode with Strawberry Shortcake. So, why not, I’ve always said. What’s the worst that can happen? Well, next time i’ll ask Ted Danson and Long Ball Larry. And Beverly. Because they knew what I was in for today more than those two assholes. I tried! I really did! Alvin Schwartz deserves the respect and honor of many. But.. but.. well, you’ll see- er- hear? I guess. God, have mercy on these episodes.

MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(16:50)?Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones(58:21) by Alvin Schwartz

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How come every time Mark Rooster and I are together we almost never read stories anymore? Oh yeah, it’s because we get too high and start talking about movies and next thing you know — the episode is over. Well, I hope you like a more relaxed episode because it’s nothing serious with me, Mark Rooster, and Alley Cat(Surprise Appearance!), because today we are talking MOVIES. This is the most movies we’ve ever talked about. That’s why we do it LIGHTNING ROUND style! Kinda. 

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Woah, where are we? There is… nothing here. I mean, this place is just EMPTY. Wait, I think I see someone. Is that… it is! Ramses Vanderslice? What is this place? The Void, you say. What is it you do here? Nothing. Huh. Well, I happen to have some shitty stories here, would you wanna do a little storytelling? I guess you’re right, other than to stare into the nothingness, there isn’t much going on. Let’s get into it! 

Jessie Mack(12:04) by XanCrews

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Jessie_Mack

Mr. Smile(34:29)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Smile

Mr. Grabs(54:02) by EZmisery

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/474hl2/mr_grabs/

Betsy the Doll(1:13:45) by the_dalek_emperor

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1u94ez/betsy_the_doll/

Heather’s Phases(1:28:41) by Max Lobdell

https://unsettlingstories.com/2017/05/04/heathers-phases/

Allison’s Loss(1:46:57) by Max Lobdell

https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/06/allisons-loss/

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Did you assume my digital brother from another mother would be back so soon? He glitched into my existence and hasn’t stopped FUCKIN with my shit since. SO he’s back with a vengeance! I GOT A PC, and we talk about the prospects therein, but we also talk about the future of Lotsa Pasta. The ocean is vast and we are many. Then comes Glitch Blob’s Creepypasta origins following the arrows wherever they may lead. Down the rabbit hole we go, where we come out, nobody knows. 

Don't Follow the Arrows(36:19) by enbosque

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ltqxs/dont_follow_the_arrows/

The Sealed Building(1:29:44) by michael whitehouse

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ltqxs/dont_follow_the_arrows/

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I shot the Sheriff, but I’m getting high with the Deputy. The DewDrop is back and this time we’re getting SCARY and by SCARY I mean, at a 4th Grade Reading Level. Alvin Schwartz’s collection of urban legends and spooky tales is coming back for a revenge. We’re on book 2 folks, this is gonna be an unabridged reading of: 

MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(27:57) by Alvin Schwartz

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. ?Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Look at who’s back! I chased him down, I found him, and I dragged him back into the world of the living - with his permission, of course. It’s GESTALT back for another spooky episode where we read YET ANOTHER story about someone dealing with a Poltergeist that is just WAY TOO ACTIVE for its own good. What do you even do in those situations? I don’t know! This episode is probably the closest representation of that ignorance. 
Why does Gestalt always get these episodes? Maybe it’s fate. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybeline. 


Channel 543(38:27) by Sandwich_Witch

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/11qdh4/channel_543/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”