Lotsa Pasta

What’s that in the sky? Is it a floating disc? A flying angular trapezoid? No, it’s the void! 

God help us all.


And right next to it IS DR. ENKENSTEIN. And he’s brought bourbon! Let’s get twisted and read some stories, eh? It’s another alien episode and with every alien episode comes another series of bitching about Ridley Scott and his bastardization of the Alien series by his own hand! Yay for that! 

Unwanted Room(46:49) by Michael Bertolini

https://www.creepypasta.com/unwanted-room/

A Diner Open 25 Hours a Day(1:42:05) by Christopher_Maxim

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7cqm0y/a_diner_open_25_hours_a_day/

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You hungry? Because dinner is served. Not just for you, but for you, me, and Django Phillips on today’s episode of Lotsa Pasta. We’re cooking up some spooky spaghetti of epic proportions tonight and I hope y’all are ready for a series of deceitfully decadent dishes. This is the part one of series that is sure to satiate with sinful delight. Join us now for the appetizer on this journey, because there will soon be more mortal morsels for us to devour along the way. 


Sin Eater(18:37) by tjaylea

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jfxj92/there_are_7_inmates_on_death_row_in_a_secret/

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It’s tough to already be at the finish line. But here we are. Oh and with your best friend in tow. I say in tow, because he’s been dragging you down the entire time. Trying to desperately kill you. Like a psychopath. 
What a good friend! 

And so - like I said - we’re at our journey’s end. If you’re sad, don’t be. I’m sure we’ll see David King again, without giving too much away - of course. 

I Dared my Best Friend to Ruin my Life(5:25) by Zandsand90

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You’re walking down the aisle. You see your beautiful bride before you down at the end waiting for you. But. Something is wrong. She looks… off. You haven’t seen her since last night but she looks… different. It’s not your to-be-wife! It’s MIDNIGHT BRIDE. Here to join Captain Death on our adventure of spooky spoops and spooky spooks on our ship to the NETHERWORLD. Give here a big warm welcome, folks, she’s here to stay! 

An Email from my Daughter’s Killer(21:28) by DoubleDoorBastard

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/55eo23/an_email_from_my_daughters_killer/

My Sister was Murdered and She Won’t Shut Up About It(42:52) by EZmisery

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4nwo0v/my_sister_was_murdered_and_she_wont_shut_up_about/

The Perils of Live TV(57:23) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/54lw4i/the_perils_of_live_tv/

An Unaired Episode of Food Networks Chopped(1:16:33) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5e53xx/an_unaired_episode_of_the_food_networks_chopped/

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If I dared Frowns McBooHoo to ruin my life, he’d probably just become straight and steal my girlfriend while simultaneously farting in my face. Don’t give him any ideas folks, he doesn’t look at these descriptions. We join our hero XANDER on his quest to save his girlfriend and David Fucking King has laid down a series of not-fart related traps that keep us guessing every step of the way. Next step: MURDER.

I Dared my Best Friend to Ruin my Life(9:25) by Zandsand90

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A three-fer you’ll never forget: it’s Captain Death, Deputy Dewey, and WhereAmI? We’re reading stories about some terrible sights, but mostly terrible sounds and I’m not talking about the cacophony of our butthole noises. Get ready for some Creepypasta VERSUS Reddit NoSleep trio on trio - we got some body horror, some accidental deaths, some purposeful ones, some creepy neighbors and creepy daddies, and HELL ITSELF. So, you know, a basic episode. 

Holes(8:08) by CD62

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/o846l/holes/

A Package Marked RETURN TO SENDER(19:18) by manen_lyset

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5j6p8x/a_package_marked_return_to_sender/

The Pianist(27:27) 

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pianist

Stranded in Hell(37:31) by unidentified_BA

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2mbwve/stranded_in_hell/

New Neighbors are Really Starting to Freak Me Out(45:27) by duker1089

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1dw4tk/new_neighbors_are_really_starting_to_freak_me_out/

For my Ninth Birthday, I Got the Coolest Walkie Talkies Ever(54:10) by doubledoorbastard

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44dkc0/for_my_ninth_birthday_i_got_the_coolest_walkie/

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It’s crazy to think about how many possibilities were able to be found in this campaign and how group A overlaps with group B. Even minimally, they were heading toward similar points but have entirely different outcomes. It’s crazy. And it’s not doubt thanks for the differences in Monsters summoned in the finale, of course. 

We have a couple people who are responsible for multiple appearances and we have some who just have the unlucky circumstance of being in the wrong cabin at the wrong time. 

I’ve played the campaign 4 times in total, so far. That’s once with my siblings and then AFTER everything some overlap with other people who had played prior with a surprise appearance from Mr. Skellybones who wanted in on the craziness. Every time something different happened. Again, minimal overlap was found from time to time but entirely different side plots made, NPCs found, and secrets discovered. It’s so fun to see all the people I care about get to experience something I care so much about; Just like this show. 

Anyways, you’re not here for reading. You’re here for the Chaos. Let’s see who gets what’s coming to them and who barely makes it out alive. Even with some help, not everyone is going home tonight. 

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