Lotsa Pasta

And so we’re here. Group B.
AKA WILD CARDS. 

This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game.

I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign.

Some of the things are side-quests full of action, some are NPCS(non-playable characters) like enemies and allies or in-betweens, and some are nothing more than colorful flavor text, Easter eggs, or items for the players to find and use i whatever way they imagine they can.

I genuinely hope everyone enjoys LOTSA PASTA’s CHAOS IN THE WOODS!

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Less talk - more action! Night has fallen and the creatures summoned by Part One’s actions are coming to obtain their just desserts. And JUST they are. 

Monsters, ghosts, demons, alternate dimension PIMPS? Who knows what awaits our classic crew for the climactic ending of CABIN IN THE WOODS. 

Will everyone make it out alive?

No. I can spoil that for you - not everyone does, unfortunately. 

But how good can a story REALLY be without a  good, old fashioned SACRIFICE? 

Tune in and listen to see how and who makes it out ALIVE! 

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We’re finally here. Episode Two Hundred. The 4th year anniversary in full effect. I really hope this is listenable and interesting to everyone, because I spent a good long while trying to write this, plan this, and get this done. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game. 

I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign. 

Some of the things are side-quests full of action, some are NPCS(non-playable characters) like enemies and allies or in-betweens, and some are nothing more than colorful flavor text, Easter eggs, or items for the players to find and use i whatever way they imagine they can. 

I genuinely hope everyone enjoys LOTSA PASTA’s CABIN IN THE WOODS!

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“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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This is honestly a really fun episode. After leaving, Django texted me and said this is the most fun he’s had on an episode - and I can’t help but feel like it’s a mirror to what he and I were doing 4 years ago. We used to start this show with stupid convo that doesn’t matter and then get into smaller, interesting short stories. He’s been taking the heavy shit for most of the episodes since 100, I figured it’s good to give the guy a break and just have fun once in a while. 

Draw a Monster. Why is it a Monster?(13:08) by Novacia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ksmq6/draw_a_monster_why_is_it_a_monster/

My Friend has a Coin-Operated Little Brother(37:38) by Magpie_Quill

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jqe28s/my_friend_has_a_coinoperated_little_brother/

I am His Architect and I’ve Doomed Us All(1:00:57) by Grindhorse

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2vwl87/i_am_his_architect_and_ive_doomed_us_all/

Something Walks Whistling Past my House Every Night at 3:03(1:27:27) by Grand_Theft_Motto

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dyqd5e/something_walks_whistling_past_my_house_every/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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Terry’s not new but someone else here is trying to convince us that he’s changed. You’re not going to trick us, Jeff! You’re a stupid weeb cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s Joker with all the hashtag edge-lord shit still in full effect. The eclipse hasn’t come. The paradigm has not shifted. Your clothes are different but your SOUL is the same TAINT black. Eh, we’ll read a couple parts, I guess. As long as Terry can handle it. Can you handle it, Terry? … Terry? 
He’ll be back. 


Jeff the Killer - Director’s Cut(22:02) by K Banning Kellum

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Let’s get into the deepest of deep topics we can get into, Charlie. No, not anal. GOD. YES. FAITH. YES. RELIGION. NOoo. But, yes. If something has the ability to make someone go from ATHEISM to BELIEVER, don’t you think it’s like the POWER OF GOD? I mean, it’d have to be something crazy, right? Like God literally parting the clouds and saying, “Wassup? :P,” right? Hm. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe it’s ALIENS. (It’s not aliens…) No, you’re lackluster! 

I was an Air Traffic Controller at Atlantic Municipal Airport, Iowa for 27 Years. My First Year at the Job, I Unwillingly Went from a Firm Atheist to a Believer(1:35:37) by inaaace

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2unmhs/i_was_an_air_traffic_controller_at_atlantic/#:~:text=inaaace-,I%20was%20an%20Air%20Traffic%20Controller%20at%20Atlantic%20Municipal%20Airport,visit%20me%20here%20in%20Atlanta.

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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Hello, Ms… Siren? May I call you Cannibal? Yes, please have a seat. Yes, I was very interested in your resume. You list both “consuming the flesh of unsuspecting men” and “the ability to hypnotize” very highly, and you do come recommended from a recently deceased colleague, rest his soul. You certainly have a very remarkable CV. 

When can you start? 

Maggie(Re-Read)(49:28)

Mr. Stringy Comes Home(1:13:37)

Zobelius the Ravisher(2:03:25)

by One Page Wonder

http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/

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This is unlike anything WhereAmI? Has ever witnessed. He’s not even ready for it. No, like, for real, as we continue the episode, he proves himself less and less able to handle this shit. What have I done? How high have I become? Oh yeah, this one’s fucked up. Here’s a trigger-warning for shit about to get fucked up. Don’t believe me? Well, wait for the part where WhereAmI? Literally walks out of the room because of how fucked up the story is. YEAH. THAT HAPPENS. 

The Pornfields of Cog 7(11:58) by Elias_Witherow

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/68or44/the_pornfields_of_cog_7/

Good god, just how old am I?(43:30) by 6ftaboveground

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2150eh/good_god_just_how_old_am_i/

Voice on the Radio(1:08:22) by jaunt-701

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qwru3/the_voice_on_the_radio/

The Pancake Family(1:25:13) by aapeterson

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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I wish I could say my year has begun on the right foot, but it really hasn’t. Just because the number on the calendar changed doesn’t mean shit can’t still come out of nowhere to ruin your day. Here’s to a happy new year of more problems brought on by the people around me and making me indirectly involved with their terrible decision making! gin-gin. 

Anyway, here’s a story I read by myself a couple months ago that I really enjoyed. 

Feed the Pig(6:59) by elias_witherow

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4k55jx/feed_the_pig/

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"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. 
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