Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Two: What's Up, Eve Part One

    It’s been five years since the inception of this show. What more can I say. I just want to read a good story by myself. So that’s what I’m going to do. 


    We Used to Live Here(7:56) by Polterkites


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    55 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-One: Shower Me How to Live Part Two

    Ramses Vanderslice is back to finish what he started. He’s been handed his bar of soap and he’s gonna wash himself raw, folks. He’s gotta get clean. Cause we’re going back to THE SHOWERS. And it’s gonna get messy.  If it hasn’t already, right? After that part one, if we were messy then, then we’re about to get filthy. Is this scary, yet? You decide! Ramses read these and I haven’t heard from him since. So, he’s clearly either scared out of his mind OR HE’S GONE TO NEBRASKA IN SEARCH OF THE SHOWERS. ONLY 2 POSSIBILITIES. DONE. 

    The Showers(16:23) by Clover10176

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/10hpmi/the_showers/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    2 hr 25 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty: Let's Watch: Hellraiser(1987)
    Grab your closest copy of HELLRAISER, folks! Play the beginning of the track and then when we pause for you, start playing your copy of the movie and our show at the same time. It'll be like you're right there with us, as Deputy Dewey and I heckle the shit out of the holiday season. Enjoy!
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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    2 hr 12 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Nineteen: Shower Me How to Live Part One

    Ramses Vanderslice could not have manifested again at a better time. Right out of the void in my heart, he appears with a single word: SHOWERS. I don’t know what he’s getting at. Does he need to shower? If he wants to see my shower? I don’t know but SHOWERS. We give Ramses what he needs, folks, because this two-parter is special. It holds a special place in our 2021 Halloween season-heart as one of the most confusing stories we’ve read yet. Is this scary? I don’t know! I read both parts and I STILL don’t know. Ramses? Nothing, he’s been gone for months, we read this a while ago, I don’t know what I’m doing. SHOWERS. 

    The Showers(26:27) by Clover10176

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/10hpmi/the_showers/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    2 hr 31 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Eighteen: Somewhere Beyond the Sea

    New Challenger Approaching! I know we just released a new fan-to-record appearance last month with Midnight Bride but I’ve been waiting to release her and today’s guest -TORUS FILTH- for A LONG TIME. Torus Filth comes to us across the globe, through time and space, to share stories about the islands of New Zealand. How I wish to brave those New islands at one point in my life, but until then, we’ll have to sit at home online and read scary stories instead. Happy to have this listener for years finally on the show and happy to finally have her join the Lotsa Pasta family! 

    Unknown Cargo(55:09) by jdpatric

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1y98pl/unknown_cargo/

    In Our Quest to Drill for More and More Oil, I Think We Finally went Too Deep(1:30:37) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4q5n77/in_our_quest_to_drill_for_more_and_more_oil_i/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    2 hr 14 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Seventeen: Sinner is Served Part Four

    Imagine, if you will, a thrilling conclusion. An ending of epic porportions. We’ve come this far, and traveled to near-impossible territory. We’ve battled literal demons and ripped through dimensions with manifestations of entities never seen before: All looking to claim souls of the damned. This is sin eater. Not your average fairy tale. No princesses. No knights. No dragons. 

    
Sin Eater(20:21) by tjaylea

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jfxj92/there_are_7_inmates_on_death_row_in_a_secret/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Sixteen: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol. 6

    Scary stories. Local urban legends. That one friend who told that spooky tale around a campfire that one time. A personal experience, embellished over time to become a product of performance. This is the heart of Not Hot But Spicy. Random people telling their random yarns. Are they real? Who can say. Are they completely made up? No clue. That’s what makes it so compelling. Some of them feel as real as someone just opening up about haunting trauma. Other times, well, other times it feels like your uncle trying to lure you into a closet just to finger you. 

    Army Man(24:15)

    Anna and Marmalade(39:35)

    Haunted Hay Rack(1:01:11)

    The Ford Falcon(1:16:46)


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Fifteen: Sinner is Served Part Three

    Lots of twists and turns await us on today’s episode. It’s the penultimate episode of the Sin Eater Saga and it ends on a hefty cliffhanger. Should I have seen something like this coming? No, not entirely. It’s only a little bit alluded to and the pay off isn’t quite there yet. Django and I had a wonderful time with this episode, Gluttony and Wrath being two of our remaining sins. What little does that leave, I wonder? 


    Sin Eater(18:52) by tjaylea

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jfxj92/there_are_7_inmates_on_death_row_in_a_secret/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Fourteen: DoodleBoy of Spirit Town
    Where do you go when you die? Well, you see, the answer to that specific question has nothing to do with this episode but if you stick around until the very ending seconds, you might find the answer. Anywho, I’m back with the royal Sofa King and we’re here to read about a girl. A SPACE GIRL, except, she’s not from space and we’re just as confused as you are. ENJOY. Space Girl(30:24) by HeadOfSpectrehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/declk8/spacegirl/
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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 38 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Thirteen: Sinner is Served Part Two

    We’re onto our next meals, I mean, next inmates. We’re stuck at this maximum security prison on some unmarked island in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle - how about that for a set up - but we’re okay being here, right? We’re getting fed. We’re having nice conversations. We’re doing the thing. There’s not shady, ulterior motive at work here at all. Hahah Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay God! 

    Sin Eater(22:14) by tjaylea

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jfxj92/there_are_7_inmates_on_death_row_in_a_secret/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 47 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…