I know what you’re thinking. Christmas is over. Why is there a Christmas episode now? Aren’t we done with these? Obviously not, because I’m both a sadist and a masochist. I want to feel the pain and I want to share it with all of you. The pain of the holiday season, coming to a podcast near you, starring Tyler Perry as Madea. I hope you guys like it because it may be the last one we ever do. For real this time. Maybe. I don’t know. Enjoy. Happy New Year, ya filthy animals. 

Christmas Eve(14:45) by Doctor.wii

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Christmas Eve Night (19:35)

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Christmas Day(40:46) by NowhereMan0828

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Christmas Wish(1:22:58)

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Christmas Warning(2:00:09) by Stephenie Selby

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What did you think of that first part? Kid needs GTFO, amirite? Too bad he’s broke, in the middle of the woods, with no vehicle, surrounded by cult members. That’s a very no-way-out type of situation, yeah. When you can’t use your muscle, use your brains, right? Find a different way out of your situation by OUTSMARTING the dumb-ass cult. Yeah, that’ll work. Shut the fuck up, Raphael! Sorry, Sofa King, you were saying? Oh yeah, enjoy the story! 

Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(7:53) by Langster_Gangster

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Royalty has returned to the show and out of nowhere, it seems. What a pleasure to have Sofa King back again so soon and for his first series no less! It’s only a two-parter but this camp-story-gone-cult has a few twists and turns you may not see coming. Is it the best written story we’ve ever read? No, absolutely not. Is it is the best voice work we’ve done? Also no, absolutely not. Was it a fun time? Every second of it. 

Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(21:36) by Langster_Gangster

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What a rollercoaster ride of a series, right? I mean, not literally, but LITERALLY, right? In part one we’re just minding our business and doing our thing and next thing you know - we’re all sorts of topsy-turvy. What a ride! This is one of my favorite things I’ve read in a while and I’m so thankful to the author for having done such a wonderful job. I am genuinely honored to read it on my 5 year anniversary of this show! Let’s get that END! 

We Used to Live Here(8:45) by Polterkites

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This might be the shortest episode I’ve done in a while. It was quick and sweet. I just wanted to get through the rising action of the second act of this story but without going TOO far. I want the climax of the next episode to come together and culminate in the beauty that is its conclusion. This is all part of the plan, my sweet listener. 
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We Used to Live Here(4:06) by Polterkites

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It’s been five years since the inception of this show. What more can I say. I just want to read a good story by myself. So that’s what I’m going to do. 


We Used to Live Here(7:56) by Polterkites

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Ramses Vanderslice is back to finish what he started. He’s been handed his bar of soap and he’s gonna wash himself raw, folks. He’s gotta get clean. Cause we’re going back to THE SHOWERS. And it’s gonna get messy.  If it hasn’t already, right? After that part one, if we were messy then, then we’re about to get filthy. Is this scary, yet? You decide! Ramses read these and I haven’t heard from him since. So, he’s clearly either scared out of his mind OR HE’S GONE TO NEBRASKA IN SEARCH OF THE SHOWERS. ONLY 2 POSSIBILITIES. DONE. 

The Showers(16:23) by Clover10176

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Ramses Vanderslice could not have manifested again at a better time. Right out of the void in my heart, he appears with a single word: SHOWERS. I don’t know what he’s getting at. Does he need to shower? If he wants to see my shower? I don’t know but SHOWERS. We give Ramses what he needs, folks, because this two-parter is special. It holds a special place in our 2021 Halloween season-heart as one of the most confusing stories we’ve read yet. Is this scary? I don’t know! I read both parts and I STILL don’t know. Ramses? Nothing, he’s been gone for months, we read this a while ago, I don’t know what I’m doing. SHOWERS. 

The Showers(26:27) by Clover10176

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