Lotsa Pasta

Quick episode gets quick write-up intro. Tom Bongbadil was in town, I strapped him down to a chair and made him read with me. That’s it. Wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t. We read two no sleep stories this episode, and both are OKAY. Nothing ground breaking, nothing amazing, but fun to read nonetheless. OH, and the episode begins with a nostalgic breakdown of a game we play where we basically LARP. More of that in other episodes, but just wanted to recap for posterity. You know, some things I do for myself and no one else. I mean, maybe my friends too. Maybe. If they listen to this. Which they don’t. God damn it. Just listen to the episode, okay. 

The Good Thomas Shea(18:46) by Victor_King

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It isn’t satan. It isn’t monsters. It isn’t the government. It isn’t a serial killer. It isn’t aliens. It isn’t demons. It isn’t nuclear. It isn’t solar storms(47:40) by GrindHorse

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What can I say about Not Hot But Spicy forums that hasn’t been said in this episode or any of the other 7 episodes? Nothing. That’s right, NOTHING. If you’ve gotten this far, you know what we’re all about and I’m not gonna pretend like you don’t. Well, I am, in the episode itself I am, yes, but for this short description and time-stamp list, I’m gonna be a cock and say that you’re fine, everything is fine, listen to the episode: it’s fine. Torus Filth AKA Kitty is back as our #1 fan reincarnated as an even BETTER #1 fan of the show that wears all of her merchandise to the point of its detriment to society. It’s fine, she lives in New Zealand, I don’t know how things work over there. She could be committing arson wearing our merch and I’d still be proud as fuck. Anyways, these episodes are fun because they’re short and sweet and to the point - so let’s get it.

Christoph(28:11)

• Personal Story for the Arachnophobes Out There(42:08)

Citizen insane(47:30)

Corridor - Watching, Waiting(54:31)

Coulrophobia - The Man on the Rim of the World(1:01:16)

• The Wall Caller(1:08:29)

The Phantom of the Silly Tourist Dinner Theatre(1:14:13)

Ghost Pup(1:20:42)

Crackerman(1:23:58)

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You ever get released from your really strict and kinda crazy mental asylum just to go to another mental asylum that isn’t as bad? Me too. I have feelings about this ending. They’re not good feelings. They’re feelings I usually associate with bowel movements. You wanna talk OWLS? Nah, me neither. They’re weird and boring and like to throw up. I mean, yeah, they’re cool but WHO cares. Bit of an owl joke for ya. I know, it was bad. But not as bad as the ending of this story. Do we have a sense of humor still? Maybe, I’ll let you be the judge of that. I would say yes, because I know we try our best but sometimes the best just doesn’t do it, and I assume the author was saying the same thing when he wrote this. Enjoy how a story can end crazy and make you think the narrator really was crazy the entire time. CRAZY. 

Summer of the Vengeful Dead in Wichita Falls, TX(47:17) by TheThingThatWaits

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You ever get blamed for a murder you didn’t commit and get institutionalized because you plead insanity instead of going to jail? Yeah, me neither. I wonder where we’re going to go from here. Who can tell what is real and what is not, especially when that was kinda the point of the first ‘part’ of this series. Mineral Wells lingers as much as the CRAZY WATER does, so what even are expectations. “Who flew over the cuckoos’ nest?” I hear you asking, well, I don’t have the answer, and when I tried asking Deputy Dewey all he said was Jack Nicholson. I don’t know what the guy from Batman and The Shining has to do with any of this, but I’m about to sign up for Anger Management, you know what I’m saying? You don’t? Well, listen to the story. It’s a harrowing tale of how far a cop can fall and how some fucked up doctors can turn this into a winning combination. 

Welcome To Smithfield: My Time in a Mental Institution for a Crime I Didn’t Commit - Mineral Wells Saga Part Two(1:12:30) by TheThingThatWaits

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You ever get stopped by the cops and have no idea what’s going on despite having just fled a murder scene and know you’re completely innocent and that ghosts are to blame? Yeah, me either. Deputy Dewey stopped me on the way home today and said he wanted to check my trunk for some bones and I thought it was a euphemism for anal and let’s just get to the point here: I was wrong. He was really telling me that he wanted to hang out and read a story from NoSleep with some gumption. Some length. Some real meat on dem bones, you know what I’m saying? Of course you do, you’ve been listening to this show long enough to know that we all got bones and we all got meat and some people got more meat than each other but we all got the same bones and those bones are fine and strong and inside of all of us and I’ve lost the plot but yeah, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, ARE YOU A GODDAMN COP? IF YOU’RE A FUCKING COP, YOU BETTER TELL ME, MAN.  Enjoy! 

I am a Police Officer in a Small Town in Texas and I Have Some Strange Stories to Tell(43:48) by TheThingThatWaits

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How do YOU feel about fossils, folks? I feel pretty good about them, myself. They’re bones, I’m bones, so we’re all bones. I get that. I feel good about that, like I said. I also feel pretty good about the stories we read on this episode. Yeah, we get off track as per the usual, but we read some really great stuff today and I’m excited to see what everyone thinks about it. Sleep Paralysis is incredibly interesting me, and so is the idea of the afterlife or even the tight-rope of life and death. What lengths we go to in order to hold onto the things we love the most. Crazy. Crazy stuff, right? I’d say that shit’s just about as crazy as fossils. 

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Actually a Pretty Chill Guy(32:46) by WriteChrisWrite

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Maria on the Moon(1:24:08) by Grand_Theft_Motto

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Lets get back to what made this show so special in the first place. Let’s pick random stories from a huge list and have no expectations about what we’re getting into and how the title may or may not hit its mark. What? No, that’s not what we always do, even with some of our series! That’s impossible. That could never be the truth. We can’t possibly, also, talk for like an hour before reading any of these stories. That doesn’t happen either. And we’re definitely not high. And definitely not just talking about random shit before also reading some stories while also smoking more and more throughout the episode. Yeah, no. None of that happens, right Glitch? RIGHT. 

Faces in the Flowers(1:06:02) by Grand_Theft_Motto

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My Town Stays Inside When the Wind Blows from the West(1:26:45) by Grand_Theft_Motto

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Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky(1:51:20)

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Don’t Let Them In(2:14:25) by Coney-IslandQueen

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Is this going to be better or more exciting than the other part? No, not really. I’m just laying it all out there that we totally didn’t know what we were getting into and that’s why it’s so disappointing now that we’re on the other side. This is probably even the same author from the first part revisiting his same story/ARG years later and trying to blow it all back up to get things going again. This is funny, though. This is a funny episode. I do stand by that because I do think we find a way to make this material more interesting and easy to listen to despite how poorly written it is. Yeah, I’m being an armchair critic, and WhereAmI? Is adding gas to the fire like he does; But after doing this for 7-8 years, you learn a thing or two. And one of those THANGS is when a bad story is bad.
I Think a Nosleep May Be Real AKA Unearthing the Ransom Saga(24:22) by CapnJammer80
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What can I say about this next series with WhereAmi? That already hasn’t been said on some of his other episodes… We’re easily excitable. We over-exaggerate. We use hyperbole a bunch. We’re eager. We get into the hype. And that… honestly, promotes a set up for disappointment. And that disappointment usually comes in the form of #wasdemons. Yes, folks, we have another #wasdemons two part story with WhereAmi? To go through. Is it bad? Uh…. No? Not entirely? Could it have been better? Almost infinitely. It has so much promise at the jump that almost immediately deflates upon landing. More like pierced intimately on a bed of Sharpe Cutco knives. Alas, we have fun here. 

My Hometown Doesn’t Exist(20:05) by CapnJammer80
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New season, new talent. What can I say? We gotta keep the train rolling and we gotta keep picking up passengers and sharing the load. Fucking fat load, you know what I’m saying. Fucking HUGE load for Lotsa Pasta, right? RIGHT. So who better to spread that load than a married couple. First married couple on the show? That’s cute. And you know one of them already, Midnight Bride was introduced with her single last season, so she’s back again, and she’s dragging the ol’ balls and chain with her - the husband. And when it came time to translate his particular sunny disposition, I thought what better way than illustrating him as the complete opposite of his dearly beloved. We got Afternoon Groom and the Midnight Bride on today’s episode folks and ain’t we lucky to be here recording the Spaghetti and Meatballs podc- I mean - the Lotsa Pasta Podcast today. I was glad to get this two-fer on the couch and hopefully they’ll be back soon for another smattering of the spooks soon! Let’s get spooky: TOO SPOOKY. 

Stay in Bed(29:50) by SlimeBeast

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Stranger Danger(56:03) by SlimeBeast

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