What better way to break up a massive sausage fest with a bunch of hunky boys than by calling in our favorite resident soul sucking temptress from the deep: Cannibal Siren. I know it probably only seems like a single episode between our last reading of STORIES TO READ ALONE AT NIGHT but I was excited after talking to Mark over at One-Page-Wonder(the author of all Stories to Read Alone at Night) and wanted to finish his current catalog of horror. Cannibal Siren, right along with me, eager to dive in, we get through three more of Mark’s amazing tales. It’s a simple episode after the madness and mayhem that was the Square, but that’s how we keep the balance here. Lotsa Pasta isn’t all a shit-show, right? We can have a semblance of structure. What better way than to visit one of our favorite authors and do what we do best. 

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WELCOME TO THE THUNDER-DOME, FUCKERS. I mean, uh, scratch that, uh, welcome to the… square? Right, that’s what this is called? Yeah. The SQUARE. Not the cube, we didn’t have time for that. That’s too much. I’m lazy. We needed something that did less. Thus, the Square. If you’ve seen the cube, you get the gist. We wake up. We don’t know where we are. We’re in new clothes, our things taken from us, and all we have is doors and rooms. Some rooms: safe. Some rooms: really not safe at all. The OPPOSITE of safe. Like DEAD. LIKE BAD DEAD. Anyways, this is the most people I’ve ever had on one episode, that’s cool! Organizing this and putting it together, not so much! I hope this amounts to something listenable as I edited it in three days! YAY! You wanted more podcast? Yeah? Well, now, I proudly present: 8 hunks yelling at each other. Enjoy. 

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What an episode awaits us today, in this new year. The first of its kind, an interview of sorts, we welcome an AUTHOR to join us at the table of tomfuckery. MARK! AKA One Page Wonder AKA Stories to Read Alone at Night author joins us for a brief chat and story today, and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. What a guy, to sit there and deal with Cannibal Siren and I as we both gush and crush on this dudes stories. And what a guest he is, not only dealing with our badgering questions but bringing a whole NEW spanking story to the show JUST FOR US - never before read or released online. What a momentous occasion, for real FOR REAL. This is definitely a milestone in Losta Pasta history - and hopefully, not the last! 

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Oh, cum all ye faithful. Cum right here and now, please. Come listen to this week’s Christmas episode. YES, another one of these. And I incorrectly thought it was our tenth - it’s actually our ninth, BIG DEAL. And guess who’s back for another Christmas episode? Tenron Otrin! Yes, for his second Christmas episode! Nice. Oh, and Frowns McBooHoo is here too, I guess. Nothing new and exciting there. This shit is his idea after all. I hate these stupid fucking Christmas stories. I suppose it breaks up the monotony, though. We often take ourselves too seriously sometimes and some years we’re due some self-reflection. And what does that reflection reveal? How fucking stupid we could be, yes. That’s it. These Christmas stories suck and I apologize to NOBODY. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New year, you fucks. We’ll see you on the other side. 

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Christmas Nightmare(55:06)

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Aliens. What more do I need to say. They are a wonder to us humans, as there is no definable evidence out there that we are alone or otherwise. That’s why we, here on Lotsa Pasta, like to get stoned and talk about it - because there is no wrong answer. You can never be too calm or too crazy when talking about aliens. Got a personal experience, let’s hear it. Had a dream about being anally probed, share with the class. Let’s dissect this shit to the best of our abilities, yeah? On today’s episodes, I have some of the most important scientists I know: Spum & Kumm. Wait, did I say scientists? I meant assholes. When I asked them what they wanted to do, Kumm lit up like a Christmas tree and said, “Let’s talk  about aliens.” Word. 

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Some Shooting Stars Aren’t Meant to be Wished Upon(51:43) by Christopher_Maxim

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It’s the last understatement for this part of the series folks, as we’ve reached our finale on what it means to live in the embodiment of spooky. The atmosphere: spooky. The residents: spooky. The elevator: spooky. The landlord: spooky. Me, I’m well spooked. Cannibal Siren is loving this shit, however, and even though I’m spooked, I am too. This is peak Reddit NoSleep, folks. I don’t think I’ve been this jazzed since the Left-Right Game and it might just be nostalgia saying that, but it’s not often you find such an eclectic ensemble of characters in a story so rich. If there’s more to come of Kate and her story living in this spooky-ass apartment building, we’ll be sure to revisit it. But, for now, enjoy the finale folks. Let’s see this shit through. 


The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(29:39) by NewToTownJAM

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Mark Rooster has climbed in out of the cold, and I’m trying to talk him into my bedroom like Baby, it’s cold outside. Just like the beautiful, fresh December air that joins Mark Rooster today, he also brings gifts: a veritable Krapmus here to spread the Christmas cheer, eh? For today’s episode is all in thanks to Mark Rooster’s beautiful mind. I’m not talking Russell Crowe, either, I’m talking Lindsay Lohan. Yes, the once Disney Channel original movie teen starlet. For, you see, Mark Rooster has written us quite a tale today, and it all dates back to the wonderful year of drug-addled 2010. This is when Mark Rooster thought Lindsay should play the beauty to an all-too familiar beast. 

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So many twists and turns in this serious, my head is about to spin around like that bitch from The Exorcist, minus the split pea soup. I’m enjoying myself, don’t get me wrong, but we’re losing good characters and putting other good characters in danger almost constantly. Things get a bit more challenging this episode because it looks like our Michael Caine impersonator Derek is missing and we finally come face to face with our landlord. And let’s just say, it’s not a good time dealing with him either. Lots going on here, folks. Danger ahead, danger in the rear view, we’re going into some uncharted territory of seriously understated fuckery. I hope you guys are ready. This is the penultimate episode, so the next one is our last. Stay tuned, stay frosty. 

The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(22:54) by NewToTown JAM

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The kingdom is crippling in debt and it’s all because of this no good inflation. Times they are a changing, Sofa King, and Bob Dylan ain’t the only one suckin and blowin to get by, apparently so is Sofa Prince; I hope to never meet him. 

As a good host to our good king, I -of course- offered him a sumptuous meal upon his arrival and today we have quite the menu of creepy cavettatappi. Sofa King is hungry, he’s just beggin for today’s pasta and we’re going to give it to him in a VERSUS amount of doses. First, we read some NOSLEEP, then we read some UNSETTLING STORIES. Which pasta will come out on top? Royalty decides. Not you. You don’t have a voice here. This is America. 

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She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars(29:07) by flard

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Part Two and things are getting super cereal. Serial? Yes, the stakes are up. Steaks? More people die and more people get eaten, that’s all I’m trying to say right now. Join Cannibal Siren and I for a quick re-cap and discussion of ideas as we get into what may be going on at the heart of this story. We get new time with new characters and we find out more about what’s going on all over the apartment building. Yes, there’s one singular problem and like nine smaller problems orbiting the life of OP at one time, she’s aware. She might even be responsible for some of it… Find out more bullshit that’s massively understated on EPISODE TWO of… 

The Previous Tenant of My New Flat Left a Survival Guide(19:44) by NewToTown JAM

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