Is this going to be better or more exciting than the other part? No, not really. I’m just laying it all out there that we totally didn’t know what we were getting into and that’s why it’s so disappointing now that we’re on the other side. This is probably even the same author from the first part revisiting his same story/ARG years later and trying to blow it all back up to get things going again. This is funny, though. This is a funny episode. I do stand by that because I do think we find a way to make this material more interesting and easy to listen to despite how poorly written it is. Yeah, I’m being an armchair critic, and WhereAmI? Is adding gas to the fire like he does; But after doing this for 7-8 years, you learn a thing or two. And one of those THANGS is when a bad story is bad.
I Think a Nosleep May Be Real AKA Unearthing the Ransom Saga(24:22) by CapnJammer80
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What can I say about this next series with WhereAmi? That already hasn’t been said on some of his other episodes… We’re easily excitable. We over-exaggerate. We use hyperbole a bunch. We’re eager. We get into the hype. And that… honestly, promotes a set up for disappointment. And that disappointment usually comes in the form of #wasdemons. Yes, folks, we have another #wasdemons two part story with WhereAmi? To go through. Is it bad? Uh…. No? Not entirely? Could it have been better? Almost infinitely. It has so much promise at the jump that almost immediately deflates upon landing. More like pierced intimately on a bed of Sharpe Cutco knives. Alas, we have fun here. 

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New season, new talent. What can I say? We gotta keep the train rolling and we gotta keep picking up passengers and sharing the load. Fucking fat load, you know what I’m saying. Fucking HUGE load for Lotsa Pasta, right? RIGHT. So who better to spread that load than a married couple. First married couple on the show? That’s cute. And you know one of them already, Midnight Bride was introduced with her single last season, so she’s back again, and she’s dragging the ol’ balls and chain with her - the husband. And when it came time to translate his particular sunny disposition, I thought what better way than illustrating him as the complete opposite of his dearly beloved. We got Afternoon Groom and the Midnight Bride on today’s episode folks and ain’t we lucky to be here recording the Spaghetti and Meatballs podc- I mean - the Lotsa Pasta Podcast today. I was glad to get this two-fer on the couch and hopefully they’ll be back soon for another smattering of the spooks soon! Let’s get spooky: TOO SPOOKY. 

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What better way to break up a massive sausage fest with a bunch of hunky boys than by calling in our favorite resident soul sucking temptress from the deep: Cannibal Siren. I know it probably only seems like a single episode between our last reading of STORIES TO READ ALONE AT NIGHT but I was excited after talking to Mark over at One-Page-Wonder(the author of all Stories to Read Alone at Night) and wanted to finish his current catalog of horror. Cannibal Siren, right along with me, eager to dive in, we get through three more of Mark’s amazing tales. It’s a simple episode after the madness and mayhem that was the Square, but that’s how we keep the balance here. Lotsa Pasta isn’t all a shit-show, right? We can have a semblance of structure. What better way than to visit one of our favorite authors and do what we do best. 

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WELCOME TO THE THUNDER-DOME, FUCKERS. I mean, uh, scratch that, uh, welcome to the… square? Right, that’s what this is called? Yeah. The SQUARE. Not the cube, we didn’t have time for that. That’s too much. I’m lazy. We needed something that did less. Thus, the Square. If you’ve seen the cube, you get the gist. We wake up. We don’t know where we are. We’re in new clothes, our things taken from us, and all we have is doors and rooms. Some rooms: safe. Some rooms: really not safe at all. The OPPOSITE of safe. Like DEAD. LIKE BAD DEAD. Anyways, this is the most people I’ve ever had on one episode, that’s cool! Organizing this and putting it together, not so much! I hope this amounts to something listenable as I edited it in three days! YAY! You wanted more podcast? Yeah? Well, now, I proudly present: 8 hunks yelling at each other. Enjoy. 

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What an episode awaits us today, in this new year. The first of its kind, an interview of sorts, we welcome an AUTHOR to join us at the table of tomfuckery. MARK! AKA One Page Wonder AKA Stories to Read Alone at Night author joins us for a brief chat and story today, and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. What a guy, to sit there and deal with Cannibal Siren and I as we both gush and crush on this dudes stories. And what a guest he is, not only dealing with our badgering questions but bringing a whole NEW spanking story to the show JUST FOR US - never before read or released online. What a momentous occasion, for real FOR REAL. This is definitely a milestone in Losta Pasta history - and hopefully, not the last! 

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Oh, cum all ye faithful. Cum right here and now, please. Come listen to this week’s Christmas episode. YES, another one of these. And I incorrectly thought it was our tenth - it’s actually our ninth, BIG DEAL. And guess who’s back for another Christmas episode? Tenron Otrin! Yes, for his second Christmas episode! Nice. Oh, and Frowns McBooHoo is here too, I guess. Nothing new and exciting there. This shit is his idea after all. I hate these stupid fucking Christmas stories. I suppose it breaks up the monotony, though. We often take ourselves too seriously sometimes and some years we’re due some self-reflection. And what does that reflection reveal? How fucking stupid we could be, yes. That’s it. These Christmas stories suck and I apologize to NOBODY. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New year, you fucks. We’ll see you on the other side. 

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Aliens. What more do I need to say. They are a wonder to us humans, as there is no definable evidence out there that we are alone or otherwise. That’s why we, here on Lotsa Pasta, like to get stoned and talk about it - because there is no wrong answer. You can never be too calm or too crazy when talking about aliens. Got a personal experience, let’s hear it. Had a dream about being anally probed, share with the class. Let’s dissect this shit to the best of our abilities, yeah? On today’s episodes, I have some of the most important scientists I know: Spum & Kumm. Wait, did I say scientists? I meant assholes. When I asked them what they wanted to do, Kumm lit up like a Christmas tree and said, “Let’s talk  about aliens.” Word. 

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Some Shooting Stars Aren’t Meant to be Wished Upon(51:43) by Christopher_Maxim

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It’s the last understatement for this part of the series folks, as we’ve reached our finale on what it means to live in the embodiment of spooky. The atmosphere: spooky. The residents: spooky. The elevator: spooky. The landlord: spooky. Me, I’m well spooked. Cannibal Siren is loving this shit, however, and even though I’m spooked, I am too. This is peak Reddit NoSleep, folks. I don’t think I’ve been this jazzed since the Left-Right Game and it might just be nostalgia saying that, but it’s not often you find such an eclectic ensemble of characters in a story so rich. If there’s more to come of Kate and her story living in this spooky-ass apartment building, we’ll be sure to revisit it. But, for now, enjoy the finale folks. Let’s see this shit through. 


The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(29:39) by NewToTownJAM

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Mark Rooster has climbed in out of the cold, and I’m trying to talk him into my bedroom like Baby, it’s cold outside. Just like the beautiful, fresh December air that joins Mark Rooster today, he also brings gifts: a veritable Krapmus here to spread the Christmas cheer, eh? For today’s episode is all in thanks to Mark Rooster’s beautiful mind. I’m not talking Russell Crowe, either, I’m talking Lindsay Lohan. Yes, the once Disney Channel original movie teen starlet. For, you see, Mark Rooster has written us quite a tale today, and it all dates back to the wonderful year of drug-addled 2010. This is when Mark Rooster thought Lindsay should play the beauty to an all-too familiar beast. 

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